What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

[DerpMcgee]

[quote=“Caconym, post:1379, topic:47”][quote=“Aluminumfoil, post:1377, topic:47”]Has your character gotten too powerful when you beat zombears to death with a towel while wearing nothing but a bathing suit?

Your character isn’t powerful until they can fight 4 jabberwocks at the same time unarmed and naked, and take only a scratch.[/quote]

I fought off two jabberwocks at once with a piece of string and didn’t even take one scratch.

Does that count?[/quote]

I once rode into town on my trusty Zombear, murdering small zombie children whilst listening to death polka.

I AM BECOME DEATH

[EkarusRyndren]

[quote=“Iron Foot, post:1380, topic:47”][quote=“Caconym, post:1379, topic:47”][quote=“Aluminumfoil, post:1377, topic:47”]Has your character gotten too powerful when you beat zombears to death with a towel while wearing nothing but a bathing suit?

Your character isn’t powerful until they can fight 4 jabberwocks at the same time unarmed and naked, and take only a scratch.[/quote]

I fought off two jabberwocks at once with a piece of string and didn’t even take one scratch.

Does that count?[/quote]

I once rode into town on my trusty Zombear, murdering small zombie children whilst listening to death polka.

I AM BECOME DEATH[/quote]
Oh please, I once rode into town in my ungodly huge RMCC at two hundred miles an hour, hit a zombie and exploded like something out of a Michael Bay movie, and then kept going for twenty minutes at 2 FPS until I got bored.

[Taraq]

I’ve successfully defeated my first hulk with only matches and a few bushes. (And crack. So much crack.)

[DerpMcgee]

Nothing like spider meat and powdered eggs all scrambled together to start off your day.

Washed down with a glass of cranberry juice.

[system]

I killed a moose once.

[Caconym]

I killed a moose once.

And then every moose since simply curbstomps you.

[DerpMcgee]

I killed a moose once.

YOU MONSTER

[NamelessHero]

I am pelting a rabbit that got trapped inside my base with pebbles to train up my throwing skill.

[Slax]

Went to bed with an unknowing hulk slouching somewhere outside.
Woke up in the middle of the night, something smashing down a door.

HMM.

[Caconym]

I am pelting a rabbit that got trapped inside my base with pebbles to train up my throwing skill.

And then an NPC shows up(clearly a member of PETA) and either kills you or crashes the game.

[Taraq]

I’ve successfully secured this mansion with the broadsword the former residents were so kind to leave behind. I’m in the process of upgrading my weaponry from a basement full of gunmods.

EDIT: How long does it take for buildings to stop burning? I had that nice mansion, but…

[Aluminumfoil]

lol.

Fires only burn themselves out or get rained out if the player is there to see it happen. If you want a big self-sustaining fire to go away you’ll have to camp next to it overnight or something.

[Roame]

I named a character after my roommate to demonstrate to him how brutal and unforgiving Cataclysm is.

Before midday he was an armored killing machine with a shopping cart loaded with three gun stores worth of loot. I’ve never had such a lucky character…

[Taraq]

I’m having a lot of fun with the baseball player profession, so you can get a nailbat straight out of the shelter, since my last character died in an unfortunate ammunition explosion while her mansion was on fire…

[EkarusRyndren]

Just took the time to mod hard-plating so it was green instead of dark cyan because for some reason I’ve decided my vehicles need to be painted in olive drab. At first it seemed really absurd and then this movie/thing came to mind:

I’m now driving into a town with two gas stations next to each other because it’s that gas thirsty. There’s a pissed off zombear on my tail because the electric engines in it can only get it to around 10 MPH

[Gunmagic]

[quote=“Roame, post:1393, topic:47”]I named a character after my roommate to demonstrate to him how brutal and unforgiving Cataclysm is.

Before midday he was an armored killing machine with a shopping cart loaded with three gun stores worth of loot. I’ve never had such a lucky character…[/quote]
Your roommate is the chosen one.

[freezerbunny]

Made a new character.

Let’s just say she’s already a badass and it’s only day three.

Full SWAT armour, massive unarmed damage.

[DerpMcgee]

Irish Coffee and Pankcakes. Mmm

[PoeSalesman]

Started a new character and walked a couple dozen tiles out only to find a few dead bodies covered in power armor, guns, rockets, and supplies. No bullets unfortunately.

[DerpMcgee]

Started a new character and walked a couple dozen tiles out only to find a few dead bodies covered in power armor, guns, rockets, and supplies. No bullets unfortunately.

Beat the zeds to death with the rifles.