Whaattt
GUEST STATUS ACTIVATE.
Character off to a good start.
Hauling things to new base with pool water.
Return for 3rd and final hauling trip.
Left starting shelter completely sealed up.
Bear somehow right inside sealed shelter.
Dead in two turns.
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I left the fucking shelter boarded shut for EXACTLY this reason.
There’s no code to prevent wildlife from spawning literally ANYWHERE is there?
They dont spawn in some places. But hey, atleast you dont have hulks showing up in the basement.
I now have five aluminum kegs full of gasoline.
You know, that’s a lot of gasoline.
To be more correct - it’s shitloads of gasoline.
I can’t even pick up more than one at a time.
Christ.
On a routine scouting, I was just killing some monsters like it ain’t no thang (I have pretty good archery skill), when suddenly, on my way back home, out of nowhere, I started hallucinating. “Okay,” I think. “The flaming eye got me. I’ll take some sleeping pills and lie down.” I get back to my base and go to sleep. Next thing I know, my arms rip open and fungal spores shoot everywhere.
Damn fungus spore infection!
I panic and start drinking all the chemicals I’ve saved up in order to get rid of it. I figure a purifier might get rid of it, but I don’t want to waste them, so I drink a mutagen first. I mutate and grow a tiger tail and horns. Then I drink a purifier and lose the tail… and not too long afterwards, another round of spores shoot out of my arms, breaking both of them.
Finally, I look on the wiki and figure out that I need to eat some royal jelly, but I haven’t even seen any giant bees yet in this world, so I do the logical thing and hop on my electric motorcycle and drive at 100 miles per hour across an open field at midnight toward unexplored territory. Suddenly, at the edge of the unexplored territory, I crash through the window of a mansion, collide with the wall, and get thrown off my bike into a swimming pool filled with zombies! I panic and run down a hallway into one of the back rooms – bad idea. While I’m picking glass out of my face, the zombies break down the door and start pouring into the room… and there’s no other exit other than the way I came in.
I’m in massive amounts of pain, my arms are broken, and I’m surrounded by zombies. I start smashing my way through that horde of zombies with an aluminum baseball bat, and, by some miracle, I manage to make it through the horde, run back to my motorcycle, and throw it into reverse, backing over half a dozen zeds in the process.
After I get out of the mansion, I decide, “Fuck it, I’m dead anyway,” so I head to a nearby crater, get off my motorbike, walk up to the edge of it, and hope the radiation kills me quickly. But it turns out it wasn’t a nuclear bomb crater. It wasn’t radioactive. And then… the damnedest thing happened. It started getting light. The sun was rising.
I decided that there was still hope.
I got back on my motorcycle, drove off into some different woods, and found a science lab. I kicked down the doors, recklessly searched through every room – and I finally found some royal jelly. I was healed! My arms were still broken, though, so I had to run away from all the zombies I had unleashed. But I made it, and that’s what counts. So that’s where my story ends for now: me with two broken arms but a fungus-free body.
I miss that tiger tail, though.
Well today, one of my best characters ever (a very high-powered melee user wielding an umbrella and his plain old fists) died today. He had reached a melee level of 17 and a dodge of 14. He was so powerful that he managed to kill a hulk using only his fists without kiting, and while wielding an umbrella blocked/dodged around 10-15 hits from a moose (I didn’t notice him and was holding 6 down). Anyways I had just been able to get a mission that would allow me to pick-up my very first style. Unfortunately while looking for an office building he stumbled upon a rather buggy npc. Andrea Williams had broken in such a way that she was forced to reload constantly over and over again. 90x failed reloads later I was right next to her ready to instigate a fight for her “buggyness”. upon talking to her she said “Reach for the sky.” I calmly proceeded to tell her no, followed with a punch to the eyes. She in retaliation unloaded 155 damage straight to my head from her shotgun. And that is why from now on I shall use molotovs to deal with buggy npcs. The end!
Sorry if i bring this offtopic but WTH is a guest I have never seen something like that!?! it ishocking
faints in awe
I have successfully looted almost the entire town I’m in, including part of the local lab (The lower levels had a bunch of flaming eyes, I decided not to try my luck).
I’m low on food, only some chocolate bars and half a dozen bags of candy, but I’ve got 150 bottles of various liquor, and 95 cans of beer.
I’ve got a bunch of different tools, an advanced UPS, thousands of rounds of ammo, every drug there is, tons of electronic components, 33 different kinds of guns (34 if you count a packed LAW as a gun), a homemade nodachi, and a steel jerrycan full of concentrated acid…
I’m not sure what I should do next, I guess I should make a vehicle and leave this place behind.
I haven’t really touched vehicles for quite awhile though, anybody have a suggestion on what vehicle I should start off with?
RV if the version you’re playing has them. You have to add a few solar panels, a muffler, and you can optionally swap out the engine. Otherwise they make good mobile bases (or at least a good starting point for what you want to do).
By the way, congrats on your massive stash. take it with you if you leave.
The Divine pitied the survivors of humanity and created the rapier. Zombie’s shall not touch thine survivor lest they wish to be smote.
Autumn, Day 14.
Finished plating the cab late last night. Hard plating took surprisingly long to do, steel will have to do for the living compartment, as it’s not meant to be a combat vehicle anyway. Went into town to find casters for the welding cart project today, found a cart in the pharmacy next to the southern garage and another group of dead scientists at an intersection a bit further south. Took their IDs and misc small crap. Still haven’t read the Computers 301 I took off the previous group. Will work forwards the hardware store to the west of the hotel during next week, although I will be surprised if they do have a jack there.
Managed to get a character pretty far along. Shoved a massive amount of bionics inside himself, set up a safe place, etc. Reading books and suddenly: “Invalid Material to Gather: Water” Game crashes. When I load the save, it’s 4th day of Spring.
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I quit my character right then. Wasn’t even worth doing over.
Found two electric cars. One is in excellent shape except for the dead motor and the other is in excellent shape except for busted wheels. Guess what I’m going to do once I’ve cleaned the immediate area?
Use them as dumpsters for trash such as aluminum cans? 
I utilized small fires and a nail board in an attempt to clear out a close-by office tower. Standing near the fire smacking around them zombies when one of them died on the fire and dropped ammunition. One turn is not enough time to get 4 tiles away from those explosions.
Do be do be do… Just driving my car… Oh look, a prison. Lets check it out… Powerslide, army of eyebots come into sight. NOPE!
Commence anti-powerslide with cruise control.
I like it!
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I like it![/quote]
Suppressor? On a flamethrower? But for what reason?
Its to silence it. Come on, haven’t you ever heard of a suppressed flamethrower?
Hm. That makes sense.
But still kinda pointless.
reloads silenced nail rifle