What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

[woflsipder]

I decided it’s time to visit the regional school.

[woflsipder]

My House is being raided by mega-ass huge swarms of swamp creatures. They already trashed my car and house by spitting acid over all of my weapons and tools and smashing solar panels off the car. i feel that they have developed an organized group that can make decisions on fighting tactics , the giant snails smashed out my windows and the little dragonflies swarmed all over the place while other snails were jerking off their acid on my weapons and trashing my car. ;(

maybe that is their revenge for me keeping a draginfly trapped in glass room as a pet.

But still their spawn rates should be killed off becaus i barely escaped and my car got 2 tires smashed off and 3 solar panels ripped off. And zombies are literaly piece of dickshit compared to the scale of this outbreak.

I hope i wont have to post anything on the How did you last die thread.

[Ember]

I found a semi with a bit of fuel near a gas station, i decided to have a bit of fun in the nearby field

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on the latest nightly build i started a new game, this is what i found right outside of the shelter

I didnt last very long against 4 dogs 2 of which aren’t seen in the screenshot

[woflsipder]

This is it … i have won , the game is completed.

[Slax]

But, do you have a fancy way to light said cigars?

[woflsipder]

But, do you have a fancy way to light said cigars?

what do you mean?

[Slax]

Matchbooks and lighters? For shame! That isn’t very gentlemanly at all.

[woflsipder]

Here is my Gentlemanly way of lighting the cigar.

[PiotraperPL]

[quote=“woflsipder, post:708, topic:47”]

Here is my Gentlemanly way of lighting the cigar.[/quote]
+1
You made my day.

[Slax]

YES.
You win the prize.

[Ferodaktyl]

my karateka warrior has found a snuggie. Not knowing what a snuggie is, he took it anyway. Then he found a working console and google it. Then he snuggled in a garage and started thinking about the black box he has found.

[Destructios]

Just took out most, if not all, of the zombies on the first floor of a hotel with my trusty pickup. Scored a hammer from it too.

[Slax]

Smashed a Bug around in town until its gas tank burst. SPLOOSH!
LAUGHED. MY. ASS. OFF.

[Rivet]

Snuggie warriors unite!
Just pulled up to a small town on my four wheeler and proceeded to chainsaw-murder about a dozen undead while wearing nothing but a snuggie and a fanny pack.
Yeah it sucks as armor/storage, but the mental image is worth it.
When this character dies I’m going to try to find an even sillier costume/weapon combo to use.
Ultimate setup would be a clown suit and an ‘intimate personal massager’ as a bludgeon but I doubt we’ll be seeing those any time soon.

Now I want to play LCS; my assault rifle clown squad of kidnapper/terrorists have been without my radical left-wing leadership for too long.

[KA101]

[quote=“Rivet, post:714, topic:47”]Snuggie warriors unite!
Just pulled up to a small town on my four wheeler and proceeded to chainsaw-murder about a dozen undead while wearing nothing but a snuggie and a fanny pack.
Yeah it sucks as armor/storage, but the mental image is worth it.
When this character dies I’m going to try to find an even sillier costume/weapon combo to use.
Ultimate setup would be a clown suit and an ‘intimate personal massager’ as a bludgeon but I doubt we’ll be seeing those any time soon.

Now I want to play LCS; my assault rifle clown squad of kidnapper/terrorists have been without my radical left-wing leadership for too long.[/quote]

I don’t recall seeing a Rivet on the LCS forums. Different callsign, KA101 being daft, or do you not post there?

[Rivet]

I’ve never posted there, just lurked and played the heck out of the game.

[woflsipder]

It’s so sad that the game updates so fast. Every night something new , so i will have to say goodbye to my best character yet who has been one of the only luckyest person in the cataclysm to gather the full gentelman sett!

It’s a sad day for all of us (only me) , to leave this character in the past and move on with newer (hopefuly) less buggier versions and maybe even someday saves might be compatible with newer versions. Untill then this will be a reminder to all of us how savage and filthy we are compared this fine getntlman …

[Williham]

[quote=“woflsipder, post:717, topic:47”]It’s so sad that the game updates so fast. Every night something new , so i will have to say goodbye to my best character yet who has been one of the only luckyest person in the cataclysm to gather the full gentelman sett!

It’s a sad day for all of us (only me) , to leave this character in the past and move on with newer (hopefuly) less buggier versions and maybe even someday saves might be compatible with newer versions. Untill then this will be a reminder to all of us how savage and filthy we are compared this fine getntlman …[/quote]

That is indeed quite gentlemanly.

On a side note, as we move forwards, save-breaking updates become progressively less common, so that’s something.

[DarkDXZ]

What was that 0.52l 1-cylinder engine doing in the middle of a road is beyond me, but hey, free stuff!
Especially useful since I’m a mechanic.

Now I need to find a damn welder, there’s a fairly decent truck over there!
Also, a nailgun would be decent, since there’s another evac shelter burning away happily with loads upon loads of nails popping out. Although the NPC who spawned in my shelter got an actual firearm, but whatever, nailguns are underrated!

[woflsipder]

20 minutes ago i made a new character and found a nail gun right at the beggining. then i discovered it has burst mode. Nail gun the most OP handgun in the game.

Edid: I found a basement full with ammo and guns. Too many to pick up in inventory. I guess the nailgun is suspended from active duty , as long as i dont need to train firearm skill.

Edit: I found another house with basement weed farm. good times … good times…