What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Caconym · 2014-03-27T19:57:28.000Z

[quote=“Homebound, post:2300, topic:47”]I generated a random character to play as, and ended up getting a fragile, lactose intolerant psychopath firefighter.

So far so good, except I had to make a quick escape from a library where I was planning on spending a few hours in until night. I got my right leg bit badly, so I snorted some cocaine and took off running through a nearby forest to try and lose them and circle around, and I set fire to it for good measure. Seemed to work out well enough. :P[/quote]
Ah, a true firefighter, fighting with fire not against.

John_Candlebury · 2014-03-27T19:59:34.000Z

[quote=“Homebound, post:2300, topic:47”]I generated a random character to play as, and ended up getting a fragile, lactose intolerant psychopath firefighter.

So far so good, except I had to make a quick escape from a library where I was planning on spending a few hours in until night. I got my right leg bit badly, so I snorted some cocaine and took off running through a nearby forest to try and lose them and circle around, and I set fire to it for good measure. Seemed to work out well enough. :P[/quote]

Roleplay Fahrenheit 451?

Homebound · 2014-03-27T20:18:14.000Z

Caconym:

Ah, a true firefighter, fighting with fire not against.

It might as well be used for our advantage.

John Candlebury:

Roleplay Fahrenheit 451?

I would, but I’ll have to give the novel a read first. : (

Hibou · 2014-03-27T22:33:44.000Z

Hope ya do, it’s a real good book.

dovla · 2014-03-27T23:27:12.000Z

Ran into a zombear while doing 120kmph (80ish mph) in a 6 tonne vehicle. I was in a rush to get home after an afternoon excursion to a strange temple, didn’t even see it. It exploded on impact and I had to do some serious repairs afterwards.

jokermatt999 · 2014-03-28T00:17:51.000Z

Actually, a Fahrenheit 451 roleplay would be surprisingly good in this game. Make it your goal to burn down all the libraries, start fires with any magazines or books you find in a home.

Zireael · 2014-03-28T08:00:20.000Z

I got a heat wave, seriously, I know it’s summer, but 32, 33, 34 and 37 Celsius four days in a row? The heat’s stifling, everything rots super quickly and I’m relocating to a new base and redoing its walls since they are glass. Luckily, it’s got a pond just out the front door, so I’m not going thirsty again.

Fish · 2014-03-29T01:03:30.000Z

ARGH! GLASS HOUSES! I NEED THE NEW VERSION!

Confusious say, he who live in glass house should dress in basement

(Did he really say that you may ask? I have no idea is my reply. Just a joke I remember.)

Williham · 2014-03-29T01:54:36.000Z

[quote=“Fish, post:2308, topic:47”]ARGH! GLASS HOUSES! I NEED THE NEW VERSION!

Confusious say, he who live in glass house should dress in basement

(Did he really say that you may ask? I have no idea is my reply. Just a joke I remember.)[/quote]

Generally speaking, if the quote relates to a modern item, it’s likely not a genuine Confucius quote.

In this case, you can tell because around Confucius’ time, glass was pretty thin on the ground.

NOMOETOE · 2014-03-29T07:19:04.000Z

I set up base in a mansion, nice location has a few towns a forest and 2 other mansions near by, c;
It has a open area in the middle which could be nice for a farm/solar farm thing, though its kind of problematic at times, (zombear spawned in there but was killed by acid rain yey c’

The area I picked before for a base was horrible, SO MANY CREATURES [glow=red,2,300]so many zombears…so many zombie dogs,[/glow]

got plenty of bionics installed and am starting the long difficult task of replacing the trunks in my humvee with cargo carriers. (momma’s gotta be able to take her stuff with her C:)

Lorknis · 2014-03-29T07:59:04.000Z

I spent my first day running around gathering things that would be useful when building my island haven located in the middle of a large lake. Got lucky and found a tent (I keep my item spawns at 0.15) ,hammer, and two fire axes. I spent the rest of the day training my swimming skill then successfully made it to the island. It’s 2x2 with 3/4 of it being swamp but that’s alright since the creatures that come outta there I hunt and eat. Was able to craft a fishing pole and spend my days planting crops in the field and fishing. I should probably mention I’m completely naked the entire time so I can beat zombies to death with my horse penis.

Weyrling · 2014-03-29T12:09:50.000Z

My most recent character imploded the universe by firing a chain lightning into a gas station full of zombies, I saw a ‘single’ frame before it crashed, of the ground being covered in gasoline after one of the pumps was destroyed.

I probably should have known better…

Aluminumfoil · 2014-03-29T12:30:38.000Z

I finally found one

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dovla · 2014-03-29T13:22:44.000Z

Just discovered how absolutely freaking AWESOME Probability Travel CBM is. I’ve been robbing bank vaults in search of rare loot. Ran into center of town followed by a horde of zombies, then blinked through a couple of walls and could do my safecracking in peace, with the horde a block away thumping their heads against the wall where I disappeared.

Obviously it’s a safecracker’s wet dream as well, but my mechanics / electronics being what they are I prefer to just hack / crack my way into safes.

Mrnocamera · 2014-03-29T13:33:28.000Z

[me=Mrnocamera]walks in and puts down a stack of flyers.[/me]

They say: “Lootfest 2000! Search corpses of Science Geeks, Military Assholes or Gangbangers!”

In other words, I just found a bunch of Scientist, Military, and Gang corpses.

DRUG FUELED MUTAGEN ZOMBIE TOWN RUSH!

whw4 · 2014-03-29T15:01:43.000Z

No clue how long this has been a thing but I’d never seen it, and it actually got me to guffaw out loud.

I was about to try and break down a few of the five beds I found in the farmhouse I’ve claimed, so I grab my hammer, and standing on the bed, try to 'a’pply it at my feet. Here’s the message I got:

“You try to hit yourself with the hammer. But you can’t touch this.”

Thank you, whoever wrote that bit into the game. Hilarious.

Mrnocamera · 2014-03-29T15:09:45.000Z

If you don’t know this, you use the construction menu to disassemble furniture.
You also need a screwdriver.

whw4 · 2014-03-29T15:13:41.000Z

[quote=“Mrnocamera, post:2317, topic:47”]If you don’t know this, you use the construction menu to disassemble furniture.
You also need a screwdriver.[/quote]

Yeah figured it out literally right after posting. Luckily I’ve got a ton of tools I’ve scavenged.

Also… just noticed while sleeping that you will use an item that’s in your space to try and keep warm. I had a hoodie I left on my bed and got a message that I used it to keep warm. Very cool.

John_Candlebury · 2014-03-29T15:27:02.000Z

Notice anything interesting?

Caconym · 2014-03-29T16:17:06.000Z

[quote=“John Candlebury, post:2319, topic:47”]

Notice anything interesting?[/quote]
Your not using the truth teller trait!
obviously missing the point, its the thermal detonator option why would you need stuff when you got a bomb?