What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Caconym · 2014-02-15T20:59:19.000Z

Finally got my self covered in alloy plating, and have become the machine god(dess[char is technically female,[size=1pt] not sure if it counts now though[/size]]) of the post apocalypse.

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Not quite every bionic, there’s a few missing that I haven’t found, yet. Need moar power though.

DG123 · 2014-02-15T21:11:06.000Z

So how good is the alloy plating? I thought it might bugger up my stats too much.

Although I forget what its effects are exactly…

Rivet · 2014-02-15T21:15:21.000Z

[quote=“DG123, post:2022, topic:47”]So how good is the alloy plating? I thought it might bugger up my stats too much.

Although I forget what its effects are exactly…[/quote]

It’s really good stuff. It works like built-in armor, but has no downsides.

Blaze · 2014-02-15T22:20:48.000Z

They changed the armor CBMs to have no downsides a few updates ago since nobody really bothered using them. So unless there’s some hidden changes (Perhaps NPC reactions which don’t really matter), install them if you get them.

Edit: Just found a completely intact Humvee. Kick so much posterior.

Caconym · 2014-02-16T00:13:36.000Z

[quote=“DG123, post:2022, topic:47”]So how good is the alloy plating? I thought it might bugger up my stats too much.

Although I forget what its effects are exactly…[/quote]
With the stuff im wearing in combination with all those bionics i’m damn near invincible, if melee ever starts going bad I’ve shockwave to knock them back and nanobots to heal mid fight, uncanny dodge to … well dodge not to mention I receive very little damage through all the armour.

[quote=“Blaze, post:2024, topic:47”]They changed the armor CBMs to have no downsides a few updates ago since nobody really bothered using them. So unless there’s some hidden changes (Perhaps NPC reactions which don’t really matter), install them if you get them.

Edit: Just found a completely intact Humvee. Kick so much posterior.[/quote]
Huh never knew they used to have downsides as I never found them before.

Aslandus · 2014-02-16T03:44:26.000Z

Heard voices in the laboratory, especially weird because I’m pretty sure npcs were turned off, so I ran off to investigate, and got attacked by scientist zombies throwing acid vials and manhacks… Now I’m injured, and still alone

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-02-16T03:46:29.000Z

Keep moving towards the voices.

system · 2014-02-16T04:05:33.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

Keep moving towards the voices.

Move away from the voices, cthulu is trying to trick you into coming closer so he can molest you.

Aslandus · 2014-02-16T04:24:57.000Z

Well, I found some mutants (a mi-go and a crawler) contained behind glass… I think I have time to get out but now that they know there’s a reason to leave they’re wailing on that glass… I’m going to assume they’re chatting when there’s no humans near and leave

system · 2014-02-16T05:05:01.000Z

That glass is near impregnable. Just set up a fuckload of traps about and run them into it.

detahramet · 2014-02-17T00:51:02.000Z

You should still use a condom, just be safe.

TheFlame52 · 2014-02-17T15:09:40.000Z

[quote=“gtaguy, post:2030, topic:47”]That glass is near impregnable. Just set up a fuckload of traps about and run them into it.

detahramet:

You should still use a condom, just be safe.[/quote]

That’s hilarious.

ComputerWarrior · 2014-02-19T11:01:57.000Z

So I was hungry and broke down a vending machine…

Yep, 22 pages full of unspoiled food. (Except for a few spoiled cracklins). Either the RNG God is smiling upon me for some reason or the maximum food-spawn rate for vending machines is kinda high.

TheFlame52 · 2014-02-19T13:18:20.000Z

It’s incredibly high. I lived for a year on the drops from one vending machine.

Mrnocamera · 2014-02-19T13:23:22.000Z

I just crashed my Awesomemobile into a lab while applying first aid without looking at the speed I was going at.

I died.

Because the seatbelt was broken.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-02-19T13:46:21.000Z

Well, vending machines hold a whole lotta stuff.

Soyweiser · 2014-02-19T14:10:04.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

Well, vending machines hold a whole lotta stuff.

Realism!

mattroks101 · 2014-02-19T14:13:49.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

Well, vending machines hold a whole lotta stuff.

This is true, I lived my whole summer off of a vending machine in real life. It held a lot of stuff.

HunterAlpha1 · 2014-02-19T15:08:20.000Z

[quote=“ComputerWarrior, post:2033, topic:47”]

So I was hungry and broke down a vending machine…

Yep, 22 pages full of unspoiled food. (Except for a few spoiled cracklins). Either the RNG God is smiling upon me for some reason or the maximum food-spawn rate for vending machines is kinda high.
[/quote]holy crap! i’ve gotten some good sized drops from VMs before but… holy crap!

Soyweiser · 2014-02-19T15:59:42.000Z

Don’t eat all those items in one go. Esp not the last two items. ;).