“never got a match, so i left my tinder”
3 Likes
Bullets don’t grow on trees, arrows do.
1 Like
“Gave Gary an m249 the other day. We were getting ready to assault a hospital overrun by undead. On the way there, we drove past a couple hordes and Gary started shooting wildly inside of the car, destroying the reinforced glass, the UPS charger and a few other vehicle parts. When Gary seen me drive off while he was being swarmed at the hospital, I’m sure he learned how badly he f***ed up.”
2 Likes
Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the power armor.