We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Catfoodbob · 2015-02-15T17:35:48.000Z

When cutting up stuff like skewers and paper you can make kindling which reduces the time it takes to light a fire with a drill and is automagically used when you do so

Valpo · 2015-02-15T17:38:31.000Z

One fine day catfoodbob will post a bad idea.

I am totaly beeing prophetic here maybe is should startz up my own religion.

Speaking of which i think you should be able to do so in cata so i can go on a holy(obv) crusade to convert all nonbeliever survivors to my faith.

Rhodri · 2015-02-15T17:58:38.000Z

[quote=“Valpo, post:1422, topic:3101”]One fine day catfoodbob will post a bad idea.

I am totaly beeing prophetic here maybe is should startz up my own religion.

Speaking of which i think you should be able to do so in cata so i can go on a holy(obv) crusade to convert all nonbeliever survivors to my faith.[/quote]
No, everyone knows I am the one true god. You are merely a pretender to the title!

Idea: Dildo baseball bats.

Valpo · 2015-02-15T18:05:24.000Z

[quote=“Rhodri, post:1423, topic:3101”][quote=“Valpo, post:1422, topic:3101”]One fine day catfoodbob will post a bad idea.

I am totaly beeing prophetic here maybe is should startz up my own religion.

Speaking of which i think you should be able to do so in cata so i can go on a holy(obv) crusade to convert all nonbeliever survivors to my faith.[/quote]
No, everyone knows I am the one true god. You are merely a pretender to the title!

Idea: Dildo baseball bats.[/quote]

I didn t claim to be god.

I claim to be the prophet of my faith.

Believing in you my lord of course.

Rhodri · 2015-02-15T18:37:49.000Z

[quote=“Valpo, post:1424, topic:3101”][quote=“Rhodri, post:1423, topic:3101”][quote=“Valpo, post:1422, topic:3101”]One fine day catfoodbob will post a bad idea.

I am totaly beeing prophetic here maybe is should startz up my own religion.

Speaking of which i think you should be able to do so in cata so i can go on a holy(obv) crusade to convert all nonbeliever survivors to my faith.[/quote]
No, everyone knows I am the one true god. You are merely a pretender to the title!

Idea: Dildo baseball bats.[/quote]

I didn t claim to be god.

I claim to be the prophet of my faith.

Believing in you my lord of course.[/quote]
Only insects are allowed to be prophets. No foxes allowed.

Valpo · 2015-02-15T18:52:11.000Z

I am beeing excummunicated? ;_;

I guess i ll have to find meaning in this life.

Or ascend to godhood myself

/determind

edit:

What if i wear this antenna headband + a t.shirt saying i love the mighty insectoverlord ?

Rhodri · 2015-02-15T18:56:38.000Z

[quote=“Valpo, post:1426, topic:3101”]I am beeing excummunicated? ;_;

I guess i ll have to find meaning in this life.

Or ascend to godhood myself

/determind

edit:

What if i wear this antenna headband + a t.shirt saying i love the mighty insectoverlord ?[/quote]
No.

Back on topic! Vibrator launcher.

Jakers · 2015-02-15T19:05:08.000Z

Rhodri:

Vibrator launcher.

I’m pretty sure this is the most suggested idea in this thread.

Valpo · 2015-02-15T19:12:56.000Z

All religious books should be usable to summon the related deity(s)

Rhodri · 2015-02-15T19:21:30.000Z

Jakers:

[quote=“Rhodri, post:1427, topic:3101”]Vibrator launcher.

I’m pretty sure this is the most suggested idea in this thread.[/quote]
Fine. Vibrating Vibrator Launcher.

Valpo · 2015-02-15T19:23:54.000Z

Adopting a faith should also send you to the related afterlife after dieing which you can leave by the portals mankind opened in theire experiments.

Jakers · 2015-02-15T19:53:45.000Z

Rhodri:

Fine. Vibrating Vibrator Launcher.

via Imgflip Meme Maker

Catfoodbob · 2015-02-15T20:00:05.000Z

Kendo- a sword style <:)>

Caconym · 2015-02-15T20:59:43.000Z

[quote=“Valpo, post:1422, topic:3101”]One fine day catfoodbob will post a bad idea.

I am totaly beeing prophetic here maybe is should startz up my own religion.

Speaking of which i think you should be able to do so in cata so i can go on a holy(obv) crusade to convert all nonbeliever survivors to my faith.[/quote]
And on that dark day, the sea’s will boil, the sky will be set alight, volcanoes will erupt for a year non stop, and a dark-evil version of Valkyries will ride down and pick up catfoodbob where he will ascend and take his place as a dark god.

Catfoodbob · 2015-02-15T21:01:45.000Z

[quote=“Caconym, post:1434, topic:3101”][quote=“Valpo, post:1422, topic:3101”]One fine day catfoodbob will post a bad idea.

I am totaly beeing prophetic here maybe is should startz up my own religion.

Speaking of which i think you should be able to do so in cata so i can go on a holy(obv) crusade to convert all nonbeliever survivors to my faith.[/quote]
And on that dark day, the sea’s will boil, the sky will be set alight, volcanoes will erupt for a year non stop, and a dark-evil version of Valkyries will ride down and pick up catfoodbob where he will ascend and take his place as a dark god.[/quote]

Oh and on that note one of my characters in a wierd dnd campaign ascended into being a god in a chaos diminsion

Valpo · 2015-02-15T21:03:36.000Z

Can i be your prophet? The last deity rejected me for “reasons”.

Catfoodbob · 2015-02-15T21:05:14.000Z

Valpo:

Can i be your prophet? The last deity rejected me for “reasons”.

he was the god of stupidity XD

Valpo · 2015-02-15T21:15:39.000Z

Well reason has nothing to do with religion anyway.

Litppunk · 2015-02-15T21:21:17.000Z

Valpo:

Well reason has nothing to do with religion anyway.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Caconym · 2015-02-15T21:25:50.000Z

Valpo:

Well reason has nothing to do with religion anyway.

Sigging this.