[quote=“Jakers, post:1380, topic:3101”][quote=“trusty_patches, post:1379, topic:3101”]Hold your horses.
I got it.
Muskets
And not just muskets.
A whole whopping lot of them.
You can now take out, shoot and throw them away. And if you’re on drugs you can do this faster than full-auto.
But can I do the same thing with M72 LAWS?[/quote]
Backblast will be a very big problem. Plus LAW is much heavier and is not classy.
Tophat Cannon- it shoots mindcontrolling tophats at npcs
That is actively the best idea ever.
Stalker trait/profession. You start with survivor gear and a sawed-off double barrel shotgun and an AK-47. You must also constantly drink wodka and diet sausage, and periodically shout “AYYEEE CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!” and similar lines.
Increased chance of finding anomalies and cannot wear anything that’s not survivor gear and tracksuits.
Small animals should perpetually spout a collection of the most irritating lines in computer gaming.
The squirrel says “Get out of here, stalker”.
The squirrel says “Get out of here, stalker”.
The squirrel says “Get out of here, stalker”.
The squirrel says “Get out of here, stalker”.
The squirrel says "Get out of here, stalker"
You unpack your L.A.W. …
@Closet Pankin, I FOUND THE BANANAMAN
Did i just see a mami reference?
[quote=“RAM, post:1385, topic:3101”]Small animals should perpetually spout a collection of the most irritating lines in computer gaming.
The squirrel says “Get out of here, stalker”.
The squirrel says “Get out of here, stalker”.
The squirrel says “Get out of here, stalker”.
The squirrel says “Get out of here, stalker”.
The squirrel says "Get out of here, stalker"
You unpack your L.A.W. …[/quote]
When an enemy NPC tells you to drop your weapon, you can say “Get out of here, stalker.” with a 40% chance of them just leaving afterwards.
You mean [size=6pt][damn that anime got one long-ass slur name so I’ll just say Madoka][/size]?
And it’s not a reference when you directly imply it.
Seriously, cut it out with the casual use of slurs. -KA101
Oh it was written somewhere? i guess i should step up my reading.
edit:
You mean [size=6pt][damn that anime got one long-ass name so I’ll just say Madoka][/size]?
And it’s not a reference when you directly imply it.[/quote]
I disagree.
Conforming edit -KA101
Dire Owlphants- nuff said
Bottomless stomach mutation
Your stomach now links into another dimension you can eat and eat and eat constantly and yet your always starving.
[quote=“Caconym, post:1392, topic:3101”]Bottomless stomach mutation
Your stomach now links into another dimension you can eat and eat and eat constantly and yet your always starving.[/quote]
The zombie caresses your cheek and whispers, “Thinner.”
Your stomach growls.
[quote=“Rivet, post:1393, topic:3101”][quote=“Caconym, post:1392, topic:3101”]Bottomless stomach mutation
Your stomach now links into another dimension you can eat and eat and eat constantly and yet your always starving.[/quote]
The zombie caresses your cheek and whispers, “Thinner.”
Your stomach growls.[/quote]
Ugh, like my survivor doesn’t firebomb encampments enough.
[quote=“Burnt Earth, post:1394, topic:3101”][quote=“Rivet, post:1393, topic:3101”][quote=“Caconym, post:1392, topic:3101”]Bottomless stomach mutation
Your stomach now links into another dimension you can eat and eat and eat constantly and yet your always starving.[/quote]
The zombie caresses your cheek and whispers, “Thinner.”
Your stomach growls.[/quote]
Ugh, like my survivor doesn’t firebomb encampments enough.[/quote]
???
[quote=“Burnt Earth, post:1394, topic:3101”][quote=“Rivet, post:1393, topic:3101”][quote=“Caconym, post:1392, topic:3101”]Bottomless stomach mutation
Your stomach now links into another dimension you can eat and eat and eat constantly and yet your always starving.[/quote]
The zombie caresses your cheek and whispers, “Thinner.”
Your stomach growls.[/quote]
Ugh, like my survivor doesn’t firebomb encampments enough.[/quote]
Is your survivor called ‘The Hammer’ by any chance?
[quote=“Rivet, post:1393, topic:3101”][quote=“Caconym, post:1392, topic:3101”]Bottomless stomach mutation
Your stomach now links into another dimension you can eat and eat and eat constantly and yet your always starving.[/quote]
The zombie caresses your cheek and whispers, “Thinner.”
Your stomach growls.[/quote]
Gypsy zombies.
Yes.
I like that.
Hell kitty backpack, which, while adorable, will occasionally eat nearby NPCs.
Sleep apnea- you go to sleep but if you sleep you find yourself suffocating
Takes sleeping pills
