We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

EditorRUS · 2014-12-02T02:11:42.000Z

I wonder - why you have to have a vibrator in order to get Good Feeling? I can get Good Feeling using only my hand!
So I suggest to add “masturbating” as one of default actions. Moreover - add “Masturbation skill”. The more you have it - the more you’ll get morale boost from fapping/shlicking/whatever you do there.

vultures · 2014-12-02T03:59:19.000Z

Horny Spiderman Mutation.

Well now… use your brain thingey, Sheldon!

zombiefood · 2014-12-02T04:34:31.000Z

RAM:

[quote=“Jakers, post:414, topic:3101”]Unicron Mutagen.[/quote]

This is a actually a good and rational idea, and probably not hard. Think of the piercing damage.

Catfoodbob · 2014-12-02T05:19:09.000Z

Its over 9000

Caconym · 2014-12-02T12:24:54.000Z

A mutation that will blow you up after a random amount of time (with no indication as to when) unless you purify it before it blows.

Jakers · 2014-12-02T13:07:05.000Z

zombiefood:

[quote=“RAM, post:417, topic:3101”][quote=“Jakers, post:414, topic:3101”]Unicorn Mutagen.[/quote]

This is a actually a good and rational idea, and probably not hard. Think of the piercing damage.[/quote]

You can also get your head stuck in trees, making you unable to move for an entire CDDA year.

Valpo · 2014-12-02T13:09:17.000Z

i asume you d also start to atract virgins. which might be a two sided sword.

Catfoodbob · 2014-12-02T13:22:58.000Z

Vigilantist with superpowers running around in tights.

Caconym · 2014-12-02T13:35:30.000Z

A new creature called Inadequate.
When nearby it constantly damages your morale by spouting insulting snarky remarks.
Can be killed by am ultra rare weapon called the BanHammer.

system · 2014-12-02T13:37:32.000Z

Catfoodbob:

Vigilantist with superpowers running around in tights.

I actually thought about coding up a special mansion which has a 1/10,000 chance of occuring each time you find one, which has a hidden staircase which leads to a cave filled with computers, high-tech equipment, a cape and cowl, a giant penny, a mechanical dinosaur, and a rocket-powered car.

Hardluck · 2014-12-02T14:09:18.000Z

Jakers:

Unicorn Mutagen.

Combine it with Time Dilation CBM and a MP3 player with only one track in it for truly awesome results!

RAM · 2014-12-02T19:51:35.000Z

Jakers:

[quote=“zombiefood, post:423, topic:3101”][quote=“RAM, post:417, topic:3101”][quote=“Jakers, post:414, topic:3101”]Unicron Mutagen.[/quote]

This is a actually a good and rational idea, and probably not hard. Think of the piercing damage.[/quote]

You can also get your head stuck in trees, making you unable to move for an entire CDDA year.[/quote]
Better to just eat all the trees in advance to remove that risk…

Pthalocy · 2014-12-02T20:16:39.000Z

Make everything edible, for better or for worse. Not necessarily digestible, just edible. I AM BECOME HUMAN TRASH CAN.

KA101 · 2014-12-03T00:38:29.000Z

Pthalocy:

Make everything edible, for better or for worse. Not necessarily digestible, just edible. I AM BECOME HUMAN TRASH CAN.

Was considered for Rat/Survivor post-thresh, but Omnivore seemed really likely to break things, so not shoehorned in pre-0.B.

NOMOETOE · 2014-12-03T01:45:20.000Z

Walrus Mutagen

Pthalocy · 2014-12-03T02:28:55.000Z

KA101:

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:433, topic:3101”]Make everything edible, for better or for worse. Not necessarily digestible, just edible. I AM BECOME HUMAN TRASH CAN.

Was considered for Rat/Survivor post-thresh, but Omnivore seemed really likely to break things, so not shoehorned in pre-0.B.[/quote]

Oh wow, I hadn’t thought of that application. In my mind I was mostly thinking it’d be a comically lazy solution for all those tin cans I can’t be arsed to throw away properly or disassemble.

RAM · 2014-12-03T03:08:55.000Z

Hague:

A fleshed out landfill

There should be zombies that spread-out over entire terrain tiles.

system · 2014-12-03T03:36:06.000Z

RAM:

[quote=“Hague”]A fleshed out landfill

There should be zombies that spread-out over entire terrain tiles.[/quote]

Did you see the last couple of episodes of Walking Dead? Melted zombies stuck to the sidewalk should be A Thing.

RAM · 2014-12-03T04:38:17.000Z

The game needs an option to admit that you don’t like The Walking Dead. Probably a more gruesome version of the suicide button. Maybe all the joke monsters spawn and tear you limb from limb, convert your gear to nones, and then convert your corpse into guts garters…

Hardluck · 2014-12-03T08:02:19.000Z

KA101:

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:433, topic:3101”]Make everything edible, for better or for worse. Not necessarily digestible, just edible. I AM BECOME HUMAN TRASH CAN.

Was considered for Rat/Survivor post-thresh, but Omnivore seemed really likely to break things, so not shoehorned in pre-0.B.[/quote]

A somewhat confusing use of the term ‘omnivore’, as it is used to refer to species without a primary source of nutrition rather than to a (hypothetical) species that eats absolutely everything. If you have your mind set on it for this purpose, might I suggest adding something like ‘absolute’ or ‘true’ in front of it.