So apparently instantaneous actions like trying to throw a nonexistent item increment the timers on explosives.
On a completely unrelated note, here’s my new and improved vehicle, rebuilt entirely from scratch:
It’s two tiles longer so it’s a bit of a pain in the ass to get through cities now, but it’s still better than an army truck. So far I’ve added:
[ul][li]a nice big armored ram[/li]
[li]one extra gas tank (mounted well away from anything important), for a total of three[/li]
[li]two extra storage batteries, for a total of four (plus a truck battery way up front)[/li]
[li]two extra solar panels, for a total of six[/li]
[li]foot pedals[/li]
[li]the other three crafting stations (forge, chems, FOODCO kitchen)[/li]
[li]a tracking device[/li]
[li]entirely too much armor[/li][/ul]
I’ve also:
[ul][li]replaced the two internal boards with stow boards[/li]
[li]moved the secondary controls to the center so I can actually drive from there if I need to[/li]
[li]replaced the rear door with two side doors[/li]
[li]moved the floodlight forward so it shines straight out the back doors (VERY useful at night!)[/li]
[li]relocated the V6 to the rear; it’s now beneath the bed[/li]
[li]generally shuffled things around for better survivability[/li][/ul]
Edit: Not ten seconds after writing this, I drove into a minefield and died.