“Always have a backup weapon.”
“Boil first, then drink.”
“All work and no play makes you go insane.”
“When it doubt, run away.”
“Windows can’t stop zombies, but they can stop gas, bile, and smoke.”
“Like to gamble? Use mutagen!”
“Never visit a mine shaft without a gas mask. Just don’t.”
“Having a lot of stuff is a moot point if you can’t run from zombies.”
“Knowledge is power. Seriously, just pick up a book.”
“Nothing can kill you if everything is already dead. Well, except cold, hunger, and… never mind.”
“Land sharks can be a thing now. Never forget that.”
“Tim says you can drive a car through a horde of zombies. Tim is now a zombie. Any questions?”
“Wear rubber to not worry so much about caustic substances.”
“Save the environment and yourself. Go solar.”
