“A toolbox already has the majority of tools you need inside.”
“It’s much easier to break a bone than cut it.”
“Never forget: a survivor saved is a friend earned. Most of the time…”
“If you can see what others can’t, then don’t let them see YOU.”
“Drugs were illegal and dangerous in the past. Now they are only one of those things.”
“Killing a thing that still looks like a child is still pretty freaky.”
“Long pig tastes like pork… if you can keep it down.”
“Surround yourself with friends. No friends? Things work too.”
“Never forget. Seriously, don’t get too rusty.”
“Getting mugged too often? Look scary, and it won’t be a problem.”
“There’s nothing wrong with punching a zombie. Just don’t get bit.”