The Troll Challenge

Your challenge, if you choose to accept it. Is to create a character with only 1 in each stat. You may distribute points at your leisure but not into stats. You win once you: A. Have two artifacts B. A RV with a welding rig inside C. Reach the maximum mutation level for your path. I need a save game file to prove your characters success, or screenshots.

Go do it or you are a pussy!

Wow, nobody is attempting this?

It may be due to the fact that you have to go into the game files to change the stats (atleast in 0.9).
Also, people may be out trying right now. Sounds like it would take awhile and many trys.

No, I meant for you to reduce your stats to one at creation!

…You can only reduce them to 4 at creation.

Well then do that.

YOU ARE SAYING YOU HAVNT DONE THIS CHALLENGE YOURSELF?

you pussy!

ZING!


Edit: Okay, that was way to big. That may also be why it was the Troll Challenge. I dunno.
[me=Inquisitor Dust]shrugs.[/me]

I accept your challenge ye bastard.
Also are the mutation levels in the stable build. I failed at compiling, kept typing in TILES=1 NATIVE=win32, but nothing notified me if it worked.

So here is my character that I made:
Name:Glass Joe
Gender:Male
Stats are all:4
Traits:
-Addictive personality
-Glass jaw
-Heavy Sleeper
-Jittery
-Truth teller
-Insomniac
Profession:
With this character I decided to use the Bionic Patient
Skills:
Archery=2
Computers=2
Cooking=1
Dodging=2
Driving=2
Electronics=1
Fabrication=1
First-aid=2
Marksmanship=1
Melee=1
Survival=2
Trapping=1

Wish me luck

Going to be posting screenshots here later.
But I got a backpack, flashlight, spray paint, and a radio from the evac shelter.
Killed a rat and cooked it up.
Found several military outposts and bunkers outside of town.
Saw some turrets.
Found a dead squad of soldiers, got an ID and a bunch of military gear.

[quote=“ajwilli1, post:11, topic:4803”]Going to be posting screenshots here later.
But I got a backpack, flashlight, spray paint, and a radio from the evac shelter.
Killed a rat and cooked it up.
Found several military outposts and bunkers outside of town.
Saw some turrets.
Found a dead squad of soldiers, got an ID and a bunch of military gear.[/quote]
Smoke more meth, you’ll get more shit done.

[quote=“Lorknis, post:12, topic:4803”][quote=“ajwilli1, post:11, topic:4803”]Going to be posting screenshots here later.
But I got a backpack, flashlight, spray paint, and a radio from the evac shelter.
Killed a rat and cooked it up.
Found several military outposts and bunkers outside of town.
Saw some turrets.
Found a dead squad of soldiers, got an ID and a bunch of military gear.[/quote]
Smoke more meth, you’ll get more shit done.[/quote]
Once I get an RV, I’ll start cooking it.

Don’t forget your degree in chemistry and your porkpie hat.

Died

[spoiler=Here lies Glass Joe]Cataclysm - Dark Days Ahead version 0.8-2655-g944f932 memorial file

In memory of: Glass Joe
"Well you won GTAguy"

He was a male Bionic Patient when the apocalypse began.
He died on Spring of year 1, day 1, at 5:01 PM.
He was killed in a field.

Cash on hand: $0

Final HP:
Head: 0/57
Torso: 28/72
L Arm: 61/72
R Arm: 69/72
L Leg: 16/72
R Leg: 56/72

Final Stats:
Str 2 Dex 2 Int 2 Per 3
Base Stats:
Str 4 Dex 4 Int 4 Per 4

Final Messages:
5:01 PM You block with your cudgel!
5:01 PM You dodge the zombie.
5:01 PM You block with your cudgel! x2
5:01 PM You hit the zombie for 7 damage.
5:01 PM The zombie hits your torso.
5:01 PM You block with your cudgel!
5:00 PM Your torso is bitten, but your armor protects you.
5:00 PM The zombie lunges forward attempting to bite you!
5:00 PM Your left arm is bitten!
5:00 PM The zombie lunges forward attempting to bite you!
5:00 PM You swing wildly and miss.
5:00 PM The zombie misses.
5:00 PM You block with your cudgel!
5:00 PM The zombie hits your torso.
5:00 PM You block with your cudgel!
5:00 PM You hit the zombie for 7 damage.
5:00 PM The zombie misses.
5:00 PM You block with your cudgel!
5:00 PM You hit the zombie for 8 damage.
5:00 PM The zombie misses.

Kills:
d - dog x1
r - sewer rat x2
Z - zombie x2
Total kills: 5

Skills:
bartering: 0 (0%)
computers: 3 (99%)
construction: 0 (0%)
cooking: 2 (24%)
driving: 3 (99%)
electronics: 2 (0%)
fabrication: 2 (78%)
first aid: 4 (1%)
mechanics: 0 (0%)
speaking: 0 (0%)
survival: 4 (3%)
swimming: 0 (0%)
tailoring: 0 (0%)
trapping: 2 (0%)
archery: 4 (22%)
bashing weapons: 0 (17%)
cutting weapons: 0 (0%)
dodging: 4 (24%)
marksmanship: 2 (42%)
launchers: 0 (0%)
melee: 2 (27%)
piercing weapons: 0 (0%)
throwing: 0 (13%)
unarmed combat: 0 (0%)
handguns: 0 (0%)
rifles: 0 (0%)
shotguns: 0 (0%)
submachine guns: 0 (0%)

Traits:
Addictive Personality
Glass Jaw
Heavy Sleeper
Insomniac
Jittery

Ongoing Effects:
Chilly head
Pain (33)
Bionics:
1: Metabolic Interchange
2: Hydraulic Muscles
3: Blood Analysis
Total bionics: 3
Power: 9/10

Weapon:
m - cudgel

Equipment:
c - sneakers (fits)
f - backpack
o - army jacket
v - ballistic glasses
A - chest rig
J - tactical gloves (fits)

Inventory:
L - AK-47
a - Remington 870
q - self bow
B - USP .45+
w - 7.62x51mm incendiary (10)
n - fire hardened wood arrow (13)
M - batteries (100)
u - wood arrow shaft (8)
C - signal flare (4)
j - flashlight (off) (76)
p - flashlight (off) (100)
g - heatpack [3]
D - lighter (100)
e - matchbook (17)
d - pocket knife
h - radio (off) (100)
r - rag [3]
i - spray can (10)
y - gas mask
k - blueberries
K - cooked meat (fresh) [3]
E - MRE - meat
z - MRE - vegetable [2]
x - bandages (5)
F - caffeinated chewing gum (10)
G - cigarettes (20)
s - codeine (9)
H - chewing gum (20)
l - plastic bottle
I - rock

Lifetime Stats
Distance Walked: 4019 Squares
Damage Taken: 188 Damage
Damage Healed: 10 Damage
Headshots: 0

Game History
| Year 1, Spring 1, 8:00 AM | evac shelter | Glass Joe began their journey into the Cataclysm.
| Year 1, Spring 1, 12:33 PM | field | Stepped on a land mine.
| Year 1, Spring 1, 3:01 PM | field | Caught by a beartrap.
| Year 1, Spring 1, 3:03 PM | field | Worn jeans (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Spring 1, 4:58 PM | field | Worn t shirt (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Spring 1, 5:01 PM | field | Glass Joe was killed.

Hey someone uses cudgels!
Now I just have to find someone who uses the homewrecker and Ill be proud of my additions to cata

[quote=“John Candlebury, post:16, topic:4803”]Hey someone uses cudgels!
Now I just have to find someone who uses the homewrecker and Ill be proud of my additions to cata[/quote]
I actually used homewrecker a lot on my character that C4’d himself. Slow, but the damage that is dishes out, no one can really complain.

I see I have created an impossible challenge.

Bow before me mortals, for I am Gtaguy! Destroyer of worlds! Trolled of forums! Canadian Superhero!

Guess I’ll take a shot at this. I routinely crank the difficulty way up anyways. I assume victory is all conditions met, instead of just one?

You only have to complete one, however if you do all you get the special ‘armok bonus cookie’.