After sitting around my base, sipping on the last of my dirty toilet water, I thought of an interesting question…
“Why am I sipping dirty toilet water when it’s been raining heavily for four days?”
As I looked out the window, confirming with myself that the sky was currently pissing on the earth, I had an idea on how to harness it!
“A Raincatcher! Of course!”
Then I thought of what it would be made of as I vomited for the 3rd time that day.
"It could be Deployable like a tent, made up of:
- (1) Rain coat
-4 Pointy sticks
-1 Funnel
-1 Plastic Jerry can
and - (200) Duct tape
Brilliant! A renewable source of water! That would be super helpful." I exclaimed to myself.
But wait! What of the acid rain?
“Hmmm, I suppose I would have to make sure to collect the clean water before it’s ruined by the acid. That might be a chore to do… but hey! I could use it to collect acid as well! Another plus!”
I smiled internally as I puked the life out of myself.