So there was a duder, and he was doing great, and he crafted a whole wardrobe with a bone needle, and was so happy, and then he realized he didn’t have a hat, so he went to craft one, and he saw a fur hat with 80 warmth, and was like “that’s too hot for 50 degrees, I’ll find another hat” and went breaking into houses looking for a hat, and couldn’t find one in three houses, and went to bed, and woke up with a cold, and was like FFFFFUUUUUUUUU- and broke into a fourth house looking for a hat and heard something a-stirring that couldn’t open doors, and said “$#4% you deer” and opened the door in a rage and was mauled to death by a bear, which he amazingly almost beat with a wrench such was his rage, but alas could not overcome his cold penalties which he got from NOT HAVING A #$%^&$% HAT
SERIOUSLY! YOU CAN CRAFT COTTON GLOVES AT LEVEL 1 BUT NOT A KNIT HAT?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HARDER IT IS TO SEW GLOVES!?