How did you last die?

I can’t really put it any better than the Memorial file:

8:48:24 AM The mounted M2 Browning shoots the zombie dog.
8:48:24 AM From the southeast you hear Kaboom!!
8:48:24 AM Your reinforced trenchcoat (fits) is cut!
8:48:24 AM You were hit in the right arm for 114 damage.
8:48:24 AM From the southeast you hear Kaboom!!
8:48:24 AM You were hit in the right leg for 111 damage.
8:48:24 AM From the southeast you hear Kaboom!! x2
8:48:24 AM Your duffel bag is cut!
8:48:24 AM Your backpack is gouged!
8:48:24 AM Your reinforced dragon skin vest (fits) is cut!
8:48:24 AM You were hit in the torso for 128 damage.
8:48:24 AM From the southeast you hear Kaboom!! x2
8:48:24 AM The zombie dies!

When you’re chest deep in shit, a .50 cal AP round from your turret will sure as fuck release you from your problems. Gotta say though, this little gem made me laugh:

| Year 1, Spring 21, 1:30:48 PM | forest | Caught and killed an ape. Prey doesn’t have a name.

Was fighting a glorious last stand in a field at midnight, a katana gripped in my suckers, armored tentacle to tentacle in custom-fitted kevlar, lasers arcing from my bionic implants, zombies pouring in from every direction. Then the NX17 Turret on my APC decided to shoot the zombie next to me. With a fully charged shot. When we were standing next to the APC’s external fuel tank >:

The real tragedy is, I probably would have survived if I was wearing my usual survivor firesuit and gear, but all the gallons of cephalopd serum I’d been taking had left me with a shell so that none of the flame-resistant stuff could fit me ;__;

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:821, topic:339”]I can’t really put it any better than the Memorial file:

8:48:24 AM The mounted M2 Browning shoots the zombie dog.
8:48:24 AM From the southeast you hear Kaboom!!
8:48:24 AM Your reinforced trenchcoat (fits) is cut!
8:48:24 AM You were hit in the right arm for 114 damage.
8:48:24 AM From the southeast you hear Kaboom!!
8:48:24 AM You were hit in the right leg for 111 damage.
8:48:24 AM From the southeast you hear Kaboom!! x2
8:48:24 AM Your duffel bag is cut!
8:48:24 AM Your backpack is gouged!
8:48:24 AM Your reinforced dragon skin vest (fits) is cut!
8:48:24 AM You were hit in the torso for 128 damage.
8:48:24 AM From the southeast you hear Kaboom!! x2
8:48:24 AM The zombie dies!

When you’re chest deep in shit, a .50 cal AP round from your turret will sure as fuck release you from your problems. Gotta say though, this little gem made me laugh:

| Year 1, Spring 21, 1:30:48 PM | forest | Caught and killed an ape. Prey doesn’t have a name.[/quote]

Sorry your turret got you, and glad you like what I did with Saprophage.

After fighting off a mob of blobs while in a bloated zombie’s toxic gas, my character finally was able to sleep and make it to the second day.

THEN A F*CKING HULK BURST THROUGH THE WALL AND PUNCHED MY FACE IN.

The end.

In my hustle over to a grocery store my first day, i started fighting a zombie. apparently we strayed too close to a moose which promptly charged me, and mauled my face in. It’s really hilarious that in THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. I was mauled to death by a moose.

by the way, First post here guys :smiley: really glad i found this game!

[size=18pt]ONE BILLION, MILLZILLION SLIMES.[/size]

let me guess…
you was in lab and on surface you meet blobs what can’t be killed (only way is telefrag)?

No, Pthalocy. You are the slimes.

town literally surrounded on each compass direction by slime pits. It was like they came prepared, and with a map. Unlike me.

…and then you learned Slime-Fu.

Pretty sure the game just wants you to draw more things.

If the game itself wanted me to do things, I would be very much concerned for my existence.

Dawn of Day 2. I’ve gathered a lot of spare parts and reconfigured the evac shelter, but the only comestibles I have left after last night’s dinner are a bottle of Riesling and some mustard. I stash the mustard, get drunk, and head out into the apocalypse to scavenge for enough food and water to last until I have a stable supply set up. If I can find a nice large jug I can gather water at the nearby river, but I’ll settle for some cans of crispy cranberry.

The zombies are getting feisty. I’m leading them one or two at a time into the field west of the city, but there always seem to be more. Finally I have a chance to head across the street to that… HOLY SHIT THAT’S A TANK DRONE, IT JUST TOOK OUT THE CORNER OF THAT HOUSE, FUCK FUCK FUCK let’s duck into this building and…

Oh hey, this building is a grocery store! I picked up some food already in the last house, so let’s just find the drinks aisle and beat feet. There are some zombies busting in through the front windows, but that’s okay, I’m just going to fill my pockets with sports drinks and cut out the back… Okay, that’s enough. Let’s take a swig real fast before I die of dehydration. Mmm. This stuff’s pretty good. Time to

KA-BLAM!

Stupid tank drone. >_>

My car’s wing mirrors got ripped off by some bushes, and I went back on foot to get them, knowing full well a chicken walker was somewhere in the area.

I died 31 days in for a pair of mirrors.

I started with Angie a nice girl(npc) in the evac, immediately i saw her UZI so i asked her to join me right away(I was a truth teller btw). After some locker smashing we left the shelter for a better place, I told Angie to not use her gun naturally and stay close. As soon as we got on the road a moose comes by to steal the show.
Me: Not today moose, you dead!
Me: Angie! shoot this damn beast!
Angie: Okay, you’re the boss.
Angie runs to the moose and try to smack the monster with the UZI.
Me:WTF?
Checks her inventory, and no ammo to be found.
Me: Sorry Angie, I think we aren’t meant to be…
Angie(my consciousness actually) : Don’t leave me to die!
Angie dies soon after, I tried to run but i had my emergency blanked, jacket and winter coat on…

decided to start new world
i taken folden emergency blanket from locker and check map
on map i saw small town with gunstore and 2 homes
in town i killed fireman zombie and i got some armor and fireaxe it started to be a good round
saw nearly working car only to be fueled so i grabed a jar of pickled herring and eated it to get jar
during refueling car i was ambushed by 2 shocker zombies so i used my shotgun agaist it
soon before shocker ambush i noticed npc who was firing shotgun at fungaloids shortly after this i saw horde comming at me
with only way to escape was riding staright in the horde i decided to ram my way out by using a car
started engie and cruise control off and start to get bigest speed what i can get
smashed few zombies and engie is dead
grabed my guns and waited until zombies smash windshield soon after they break it i open fire after running out of ammo i grabed 1 c4 and fireaxe
armed c4 and placed it near gas tank started to run chopping zombies with axe
being with 84 pain and red health i heard boom but because tank was nearly empty explosion was realy small so i waited to be killed by zombies

I had an awesome character who was basically a Browncoat from Cortex Command. Which is to say, fireproof suit, armor, a gas mask, and a trench coat. Stat debuffs due to encumbrance of all the equipment, but could still smash zombie skulls easy because of damage output vs. how much stuff he’s wearing. Closest he came to death before was reading up on electronics in a completely barricaded gas station, looked up and there was a BEAR just standing one tile in front of him with one of the boarded windows smashed out. Managed to shoot its face off. Also found the last part to fix up the second working vehicle I’d found in the game (first was a scooter who’s engine died after one block, and the rider I was playing got herself eaten by children from the school next door). Feeling mighty, stumbling back to the garage carrying food, drink, weapons, and crafting bits, I didn’t realize he was still under the garage door when I closed it.

Splat.

Wasn’t expecting to find the Dwarven Atom Smasher in a zombie roguelike. On the bright side, new guilt-free way of getting rid of lots of zombie children in a single-file line if I can dodge back to the garage without bleeding out.

long time ago i commonly used 1 tile metal doors at firestadion to kill zombies and its realy efective but sometimes zombie will be knocked back inside

Exploring a lab I wasn’t entirely ready for. Everything was going aright until I opened a door and got point-blanked by a turret. Several times. In the head…

[quote=“Pathfinder, post:838, topic:339”]Exploring a lab I wasn’t entirely ready for. Everything was going aright until I opened a door and got point-blanked by a turret. Several times. In the head…[/quote]Flashlight, dude, turn your flashlight off. And make sure safe mode is on.

Almost the same. Everything was perfect. Start as “Experiment” with fast learning, fast reading and few slime mutations/traits. Low stats except of intelligence. Skill in fabrication, survival and cooking. That was my luckiest game.
In the first hour of playing I found solar car, then I found spawn point of scientists corpses. After that in the forest I stumbled on the little glade with hole to other dimension and 5 marloss bushes. After second berry become the Marloss Carrier. Then found lab with two bedrooms on the ground floor. Lived there for a month. Also there was a mansion on the north with the hu-u-uge library full of different useful book. So I had a long bow, broadsword with scabbard, warm clothes, good armour, unlimited source of food and happiness. And this stupid turret ruined everything.
When I opening the door in the laboratory I’m always step aside and then peek around the corner. But then I forgot to do this. Also I was staying on the counter. I get a large heap of bullets in my chest and died.

So, turrets it’s a dangerous bitches. Do not mess with them.