I just created a ninja character and got common cold in the first 10 turns. Then i went to loot a house and 2 shocker zombies saw me walking by a window for a millisecond. I had to ninjutsu my way through a zombie brute , few Z’s and the super anoying zombie dogs that were hanging on my ass all the time. So i ran into a forest and then a fucking J appears , the Jabervock then proceeded to undress me and forced me to use drugs like adderall. After he was finished with beating the ass out of me i managed to slip from his grasp and crawl away all in butt pain. my speed was 150 and it was juuuuust enough to slowly run away and then i stepped on a landmine.
I died running along the wall of a nearby house at like, 5 in the morning with a zombie hulk chasing me.
Not even the lizard’s wall running abilities can let you escape zombie hulks.
Running through the fields at midnight when i bumped into a bear who beat the shit out of me.
I didn’t even knew bears were nocturnal anyway…
Spawn surrounded by giant ants. Killed by said ants.
There were only two things near my evac shelter: a Fungal bloom, and a hazardous waste sarcophagus. I opted for the hazard waste one first because at least it would have items I could access without my arms exploding with cordyceps or some horribleshit.
Mutated into a plantman again only this time screw food didn’t want it, ran on truckloads of water instead. Then wound up starving anyway because fungaloids spawned right beside my evac shelter in the middle of freaking nowhere. Oh hey turns out the one bottle of water you have poisoned you. Have fun with that instead of drying into paper. Had to rely on the methamphetamines to outpace the uglies chasing me.
was excited and parched and exhausted as I approached an abandoned LMOE shelter for the first time in forever.
The sun went down. I stumbled in the dark before discovering absolutely no doors into this shelter whatsoever. I was going to keep moving, but being really hungry, dehydrated, , coming down from the meth and in zombie-attack pain, I came down with a cold.
Uuugh. At least I’d found nyquil back in that sarcophagus. That was it, sleeping on the ground time it was.
You cough loudly.
C@
In a tiny circle of darkness and this happened.
I dropped a shitload of gear, cauterized the bleeding, snorted all the remaining meth and ran like a sissy.
I think I had over 300 pain by the end of it because of all the cauterizing when the cougar caught up with me. Still, I managed to almost lose it a couple times over the course of ten map tiles or so, but the coughing kept giving away my position and I couldn’t find any forest to lose it in. I was somehow still alive.
Then I exploded on a land mine.
That didn’t fucking kill me.
The cougar still came in and slapped me, and with forest in sight I ran for it, thinking I did not have the health to take time to cauterize again and risk another attack.
I actually bled to death a few steps away from terrain I could have hidden in.
I don’t get land mines. I remember to have survived 2 consequent ones with HC trait, and getting killed instantly without it.
The land mine is composed of a small explosion and shrapnel, the latter of which is extremely hard to predict, it might go right through your throat, or it might go off in a random direction and kill miscellaneous wildlife.
My last death was explosives related, I was trying to see how effective blowing up a row of ammo would be on a zombie horde, as I was putting the last of the ammo down I dropped a few extra things on accident, then I clumsily hit a-d-► (instead of d-s-►) and lit everything on fire and promptly blew up the entire street, RIP.
Fighting zombies inside a burning apartment tower [size=4pt]Like a boss,[/size] Z has bullets. Explosion leaves me near death. Ran to the woods, where a bear was waiting for me. Found mystical vehicle with 7% of gasoline and complete new motor. My mind shouts something I cant hear. While “healing” myself in a “safe” military bunker, cougar pops up and eats my arm. Then my head. Sadface
If you have a vehicle, you don’t leave it until everything nearby is dead.
The land mine is composed of a small explosion and shrapnel, the latter of which is extremely hard to predict, it might go right through your throat, or it might go off in a random direction and kill miscellaneous wildlife.
My last death was explosives related, I was trying to see how effective blowing up a row of ammo would be on a zombie horde, as I was putting the last of the ammo down I dropped a few extra things on accident, then I clumsily hit a-d-► (instead of d-s-►) and lit everything on fire and promptly blew up the entire street, RIP.[/quote]
That makes sense, but still weird.
I was visiting the Anthill , grabbed few molotovs and a grenade and when i got to the ant queen chamber , i decided it’s the time to unload my explosives , so i activated the molotovs and threw them in all directions , then out of nowhere like 10 soldier ants appear. Since soldier ants are naturaly immune against ninjutsu i decided to run and while running i activated the grenade and then i messed up the letters and instead of throwing the grenade i threw my crowbar. Explosion went all over the place only damaging my face , but i still was able to escape , but i couln’t escape death , it was planned for me , the grenade should have killed me , but it didn’t , so the all mighty gods of random sent a bear to guard the entrace and tear off my torso if i ever pull my head above the surface.
seeing what would happen to my massive stockpile of explosives and ammunition would do if I stacked them all at a gas station and lit them on fire.
Died a few steps outside the evac shelter to a Jabberwock.
Smokey didn’t appreciate me killing all those children
Zargen I like your style.
I tried to fire a LAW out the open door of my car, I survived the initial explosion as I hit the board next to the windshield, but then my car exploded.
Me in my halfways fueled up car on the way to the gas station … no real weapons nor skills yet due to fres spawn - [size=12pt][glow=red,2,300]J[/glow][/size] appears on the road in front. Right before I crash into it to kill it: “Your engine emits a sneezing sound!” – YAY! – “You’re dead!”
Edit: The new char, after a few steps out of the bunker: 
[quote=“Jarpasmannen”]After playing 6 hours straight on the new build, building a home in the forest, looting two towns for all they’re worth. I go into one of those sewer buildings, I follow the pipes and find over two hundred units of Marijuana, 7 bottles of mutagen and CBM: Blood cleaner (Purifier?) and then my flashlight dies. Luckily I backtrack by following the large map and I manage to come back to the smaller area where I entered. I search after the stairway for an entire real life hour until I just give up, smoke all the pot and die from hunger.
Also, holy fucking shit the SDL version runs great![/quote]
SDL does run great but despite all my tinkering I can’t get a nice looking font to work with it. I feel so sluggish playing the Catacurses version 
[quote=“Máté, post:458, topic:339”]Try Topaz-8 10x10.
Yeah I’ve tried that numerous times and it still looks weird.
Was walking with a friend. They got swarmed by a horde. After making sure they were all dead, I butchered his body, just in case. I later found out he had cocaine on him. I ended up snorting every single gram of coke he had. I later stumbled into the forest, and was eaten by wolves.
I died happy at least.