Took over a house as a base. Gathered enough rocks to build a fireplace. Built it in the bathroom area next to the toilet to make getting clean water easy. Grab a 2x4, throw it down, light it.
Watch the whole house burn down because I threw the wood on the toilet instead of the fireplace…
On my most successful character so far I was driving the semi I had fixed up down some random road looking for labs or military bunkers to raid. I came upon a missile silo and with my high computer skills gained from days of marathon reading, started to explore it.
Dealt with a few robots I believe, and picked up some neat gear before I reached a mysterious console which I hacked into. I then was given the option to launch or disable the missile.
For lulz and possible !fun! I decided to launch the missile and ran out of there as quickly as I could. As soon as I reached the surface, swarms of angry critters emerged for my blood. So many that they almost filled my entire screen. I checked my map and my fears were confirmed.
I had just launched a missile smack in the middle of a swamp.
I ate all the drugs I could handle and made a mad sprint for my truck, the angry insects, frogs, slugs, and other nightmarish swamp critters closing in just as I slammed the semi’s door and tore off down the road. I swear I ran down at least a hundred swamp monsters, and they just kept on coming even after I had left the swamp far behind.
I thought I had escaped, but the swamp never forgets, and it never forgives.
A few in-game days later I had long forgotten about the close encounter, my truck was repaired and the blood washed off. I had discovered a lab that was far enough away (5 or so tiles) from that very same swamp that I felt safe to go loot it.
When I emerged from the lab, they were waiting for me and this time I couldn’t escape. I expended much ammunition before I was overwhelmed.
First character I lasted until summer with too. 
new death
landmine while hallucinating. it was very pretty.
Goddamn jabberwocks.
Took a big sip of the tasty mutagen and gained mutation strong and near sighted , since it was already dark i decided to stop by the road and saw a semi truck with nice and fine sleeping cab. So i hopped in it and took a big old nice nap , when a small blob appears and strats bashing my head open with its jelly fists. I had to put it down with my rusty old combat knife and get back to the cozy coziness of the cab’s bed. I didn’t even get to fall asleep when another little fucker cwawled out of my nose and started punching my teeth out , so i had to put the poor little blop to his death. The blobs kept assaulting my private space like 5 more times. I had checked out the truck before sleeping in it and there were no holes , roof was all fine and all was in nice condition. After 5 more attacks it was already 8 AM and i was still tired and my face was covered all in blob liquids. When i opened the cab door , there were literaly hundred or more blobs , but i was near sighted so i really didnt know how much exactly there were. Then i loaded my remington , drugged up and opened the door
I really wish i didn’t have the near sighted trait After 3 minuted of constant blob drilling i ran out of ammo and all of my body parts were severly fucked up so i pulled the pin on all my grenades and experienced the manliest and most touching death i have ever had in a video game.
Also my kill count was 269 small blobs and 117 blobs , but it seems there were way more blops.
Haha holy shit man. What a way to go.
10 chunks of fresh meat of a few squirrels, a small house nearby, my new 15ton truck of death parked like 20 tiles away. Crashing some windows, furniture and stuff, setting it all on fire. Cooking the meat. Suddenly ‘You’re hurt - stop crafting?’ -> Yeah sure. Both legs and both arms red with only one \ left, head and chest 100% green somehow. Status changed from Slaked to Parched … seems like the fire went out of control a bit. Wisest decision to make now is to go back to my truck and take a sip out of one of the 5 steel jerrycans full with clean water. A wolf spider gets a headshot on the way, another web spider too, 2 tiles before my waterbox in the truck: “You’ve died of dehydration!” Arr … come on!
Stuff to learn: Lazyness is deadly!
Next game, latest SDL one. There’s a town nearby, a gunstore in the outskirts. Looks god, let’s take a look. Well, some F and f decided to follow me. And it became more and more with every step … didn’t last that long this time.
For some reason, the last time I died because of a Zombie had been a VERY VERY VERY long time ago.
i had another powerful char, melee specialist, rifle master, cyborg, huge custom built monster truck as base. so i find this cool nx-17 charge rifle in a fema camp. wooooah, i try it out right away! i plug it in the ups and let it charge. oh, it builds up several charges, 3, 4, 5, 6, i wonder how many it can hold 7, 8, KERBLAM!!! you´re deafened!
…and dead, by the way
I installed version 0.6, first world I spawn in, I get out of shelter and see 5 giant ants, I go around the town, looking for houses without zeds, see a wreckage on the road, with Fungaloids, then turn around to the other side of the town and see a triffid grove, so I decide to leave that place and look for something safer, but leaving the town I have to fight a brute, manage to kill it with 20 stones thrown at his head, then I hit the road south, finding nothing, starts some acid rain but I find a car in the road, I sleep in it, then next morning I see a farm and I think “finally some place to stop this madness”, I kill the zeds inside and then check the fields, but suddenly I notice a big red J on the left… a goddamn Jabberwock. And that was my first run in 0.6
I was kiting zombies into a bush, when this child zombie ran up to a pawn shop window and bashed it in, setting off an alarm. I managed to lose most through a house, and while going through the second I was met by [glow=red,2,3000]Z[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Z[/glow] B. The bears are working with the freaking Zombie Hulks and Brutes. I locked my self in the bathroom, and with a bottle of whiskey and a USP .45++, I died on my 16th day.
You died on your super sweet 16 
My last death was a bit stupid on my end. I met an NPC she had a saiga, i talked to her and she started running, so thinking she is maybe out of ammo i started chasing her with a pipe beating her at every step i can reach her, eventually i push her against the wall hit her a couple of times and suddenly…BAMN im dead because she blew a hole through my torso
Damn these women playing hard to get -_-
A bear decided to jump in my moving car, it didn’t end well.
He knocked out a tire and sent me into a military bunker.
Pow-pow-pow your dead!
[quote=“Ceasar, post:431, topic:339”]You died on your super sweet 16
My last death was a bit stupid on my end. I met an NPC she had a saiga, i talked to her and she started running, so thinking she is maybe out of ammo i started chasing her with a pipe beating her at every step i can reach her, eventually i push her against the wall hit her a couple of times and suddenly…BAMN im dead because she blew a hole through my torso
Damn these women playing hard to get -_-[/quote]
Damn these men attacking women for no apparent reason. -_- If the NPC runs, let 'em.
[quote=“KA101, post:433, topic:339”][quote=“Ceasar, post:431, topic:339”]You died on your super sweet 16
My last death was a bit stupid on my end. I met an NPC she had a saiga, i talked to her and she started running, so thinking she is maybe out of ammo i started chasing her with a pipe beating her at every step i can reach her, eventually i push her against the wall hit her a couple of times and suddenly…BAMN im dead because she blew a hole through my torso
Damn these women playing hard to get -_-[/quote]
Damn these men attacking women for no apparent reason. -_- If the NPC runs, let 'em.[/quote]
To be fair in version 5 if an NPC fled it would crash the game shortly after unless you killed them. That doesn’t seem to happen in 6, though.
[quote=“Iron Foot, post:434, topic:339”][quote=“KA101, post:433, topic:339”][quote=“Ceasar, post:431, topic:339”]You died on your super sweet 16
My last death was a bit stupid on my end. I met an NPC she had a saiga, i talked to her and she started running, so thinking she is maybe out of ammo i started chasing her with a pipe beating her at every step i can reach her, eventually i push her against the wall hit her a couple of times and suddenly…BAMN im dead because she blew a hole through my torso
Damn these women playing hard to get -_-[/quote]
Damn these men attacking women for no apparent reason. -_- If the NPC runs, let 'em.[/quote]
To be fair in version 5 if an NPC fled it would crash the game shortly after unless you killed them. That doesn’t seem to happen in 6, though.[/quote]
Noted; however, there’s a debug for that purpose. Imploding the NPC’s head is a far more humane way to go.
-KA101, who butchers & buries (well, to the degree feasible) NPCs he ends up having to kill
or you use debug mode add trashcan/dumpster to dispose of dead body…
I was driving through the city when i saw a zombie hulk. I hopped out of the car and tried to lead the hulk in police station , so it would bash out the locked doors. I got killed by a spitter zombie and 2 dog zombies while roasting meat.
Fucking bears.
Ninja bear jumped out from behind a tree and knocked my back tire out on my car. I was skidding down the road and whammed right into a pawn shop. Setting off an alarm.
A horde was coming and I had to run my vehicle with 3/4 tires busted.
Another goddamn bear comes out of nowhere and kills my last tire.
Couldn’t drive at all due to the skidding and the horde got me.
Fucking bears.
Looted 4 (FOUR!) gun stores for break-down-ammo that had been like 12 tiles away from each other, was a bit overburdened but still fast enough to out run all zombies. Made it almost back to my car … until I realized that small brown s next to me. Well, was too late.
Killed again by a wolf spider. I simply don’t see those stupid little things. Screw my colour-blindness in that case.
Which gives me an idea for a new trait: Colour-Blind!
I’m not color blind and it’s hard to notice them for me too.