How did you last die?

InritusOO · 2013-06-02T23:27:25.000Z

A moose ran in front of me while I was driving at 70 MPH, I proceeded to become very intimate with the pavement.

ClaytonRISING · 2013-06-03T09:27:48.000Z

Went to explore a cave, I have never been in one, once I was down there I turned on my flashlight and proceeded to blast the shit out of sewer rats and snakes. After a long time, I couldn’t find an exit. My flashlight died and it became an endless battle versus swarms of sewer creatures. I killed about 50ish rats and about 40ish snakes before I totally ran out of ammo and was overrun. There were too many to even fight off with a melee weapon lol. So shitty.

Mate · 2013-06-03T10:12:31.000Z

When I checked out a cave I found a bear. At least my death was quick.

ComputerWarrior · 2013-06-03T17:05:08.000Z

Acting like Robin Hood really sucks. After creating a character (creatively) named “Robin Robe” with some points invested in archery, I set out to find the necessary components to create a longbow.

Three deers had to go down from I had the necessary amount of sinews and the local forest was full of heavy sticks as well, so I made a longbow and some wooden arrows to go with it. Did I mention it was my first time using a bow? With that in mind, I went to practice… on spiders. There was a spider web nearby but unfortunately, in my haste I managed to land myself in some kind of weird trap door thingy.

Did I mention I died? And also that the longbow really sucks and can’t fire a thing in 0.5?

halberdsturgeon · 2013-06-04T00:32:20.000Z

Using wooden arrows on spiders is a fairly bad idea.

TACOS · 2013-06-04T04:58:10.000Z

Running from a horde of zombies when all of the sudden I find multiple pistols. Naturally they won’t shoot so I become trapped as I frantically 't’hrow my fully loaded pistol at the closest monster.

TheRealTenman · 2013-06-04T09:11:16.000Z

Raided about 12 labs, 6 military bunkers and a few of the military checkpoints(non basement loot ones). Then I crossed a bridge…

Laser rifle, finger laser, AK-47, SCAR-L, MP5, 20~ molotovs, 5 C4 chunks, 2 mininukes and a machete weren’t enough.

Fuck those bugs!

At least I know how being a Starship Trooper feels.

Mate · 2013-06-04T09:18:46.000Z

I kill rodents by throwing my pistol at them.

Mate · 2013-06-04T18:19:42.000Z

I was minding my own business when a bear snuck up on me and 1 shot me. I wonder how the game would look like if the dots had solid backgrounds.

Slax · 2013-06-04T20:26:36.000Z

Something like this.
Grumble grumble…

ComputerWarrior · 2013-06-04T20:37:31.000Z

After 11 days of survival, things got slightly boring. So my character, Sir Gwaine, took a dozen spray paints, and a wood ax to clear a part of the nearby forest and create a road.

With the spray-painting done in a day (thanks to Acid Rain), he started to smash down the trees in the forest. Now, Mr Bear, must have heard about this disturbance that was created in the forest and came straight away from his mansion a little off the town.

He said the forest was sold to him by Mother Nature and that unless I had a license granted by the Federal Bear Republic for construction, I should pack my tools and go away. I didn’t. So I died.

i2amroy · 2013-06-04T20:50:53.000Z

ComputerWarrior:

Did I mention I died? And also that the longbow really sucks and can’t fire a thing in 0.5?

Did you have enough strength to fire it? Longbows require 10 strength to be able to shoot them (as opposed to compound bows, which only require 8).

ClaytonRISING · 2013-06-04T22:36:47.000Z

Looted a Science lab and found a area with like 60 or so mini nukes (no joke, 4 different tiles with a bunch of them each) so I figured, “Hey, I could clear a whole town with these!” (static spawn).

So here I am, going through a rather large town throwing mini nukes as I would molotovs. I went through the main streets and got as many zombies on me as I could, then I would barrage them with nukes. Everything was going relatively as planned until a huge horde a blind sided me. So there I was, zombies ALL around me and an active nuke that was about to be thrown. Even if I did throw it, I wouldn’t have an egress point. So I did what any man would do; armed all the mini nukes I could before they closed in on me and BOOM, my character died a man.

Almightyquad · 2013-06-05T00:21:25.000Z

I was driving around in my modified Semi truck killing a huge nest of black widows (around 30-40 of em) when I hit the wall and a gastank or something went “boom”. Whole bulding burnt down. Made a new character and watched the carnage and took my truck and went back to base to fix it while crashing into the wall I set up so that the semi fits perfectly.

KA101 · 2013-06-05T01:28:15.000Z

i2amroy:

[quote=“ComputerWarrior, post:304, topic:339”]Did I mention I died? And also that the longbow really sucks and can’t fire a thing in 0.5?

Did you have enough strength to fire it? Longbows require 10 strength to be able to shoot them (as opposed to compound bows, which only require 8).[/quote]

Whatever happened to that archery expansion (for the low-draw bows)? Might want to mention that bows require average-high ST in-game, if you don’t already. Ranged characters might not invest in ST and IIRC there’s no way to craft a compound bow.

ComputerWarrior · 2013-06-05T07:49:51.000Z

i2amroy:

[quote=“ComputerWarrior, post:304, topic:339”]Did I mention I died? And also that the longbow really sucks and can’t fire a thing in 0.5?

Did you have enough strength to fire it? Longbows require 10 strength to be able to shoot them (as opposed to compound bows, which only require 8).[/quote]
That could be it, as my character had a strength of 9. Thanks.

KA101:

Whatever happened to that archery expansion (for the low-draw bows)? Might want to mention that bows require average-high ST in-game, if you don’t already. Ranged characters might not invest in ST and IIRC there’s no way to craft a compound bow.

.< I didn’t really expect at the time for strength to be a necessary component in Archery in-game.

Slax · 2013-06-05T16:47:01.000Z

LAW + police station corridor.

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I had to chance it. IT HAD TOOOOO! I didn’t have to.

Mate · 2013-06-05T17:43:35.000Z

That’s why I’m not entering towns without a vehicle.

Lexx · 2013-06-05T18:42:49.000Z

Day one out of shelter current game. Stumble across a working flatbed with a little fuel left inside. Load it up with a ton of food before hightailing it as a fuckoff huge horde descends. Ran down a good half dozen in the process ( satisfying ) and hit the road.

Sadly my roadtrip is short lived. I run out of fuel long before finding anywhere to fuel up. Whilst sleeping in the cab a spider smashes in and i die fighting it off in the dark.

TheRealTenman · 2013-06-06T12:40:54.000Z

Game glitched after I collected resources for about 30 Battery storage MK2s, built said BSmk2’s and installed said BSmk2’s. Lost ages in raiding labs and Military joints.

Destroyed my vehicle with 6 HE 40 millers…With me in it. Resilient Character.