How did you last die?

ScrodumGod · 2013-06-06T17:49:15.000Z

Smoker · 2013-06-07T02:37:56.000Z

Máté:

That’s why I’m not entering towns without a vehicle.

When you do, try not to crash into any of the wrecks. Collision mechanics cause them to crash against each other, each time causing the speed to multiply, causing them to crash into each other even harder… The end result is a crash with more force and destructive power behind it than a nuke.

Its already happened to me twice.

Lexx · 2013-06-07T04:06:44.000Z

Smoker:

[quote=“Máté, post:318, topic:339”]That’s why I’m not entering towns without a vehicle.

When you do, try not to crash into any of the wrecks. Collision mechanics cause them to crash against each other, each time causing the speed to multiply, causing them to crash into each other even harder… The end result is a crash with more force and destructive power behind it than a nuke.

Its already happened to me twice.[/quote]

Yup. Semi truck dominoes is serious business. Was able to catapult one through most of an abandoned store building. On the plus side. LOTS OF NAILS.

Lexx · 2013-06-07T09:42:31.000Z

Just had finished raiding my first hospital with my longbow. Driving off the next morning with my bags of every pill under the sun. Then suddenly. SWAMP OSHIT!

I was going to turn back around but a horde of zombies from using nailbombs to clear out some of the hospital just before I set off are clogging the road behind me. And ahead are swarms of giant dragonflys, mosquitoes and such. I have half a tank of fuel in the flatbeds tanks so I hammer the accelerator in hopes of getting out the other end of the swamps. But the road just keeps going and going. And the swarms keep coming and coming. Running over giant centipedes and dashing swarms of giant mosquitoes off the windshield and frame. Then the road comes to a dead end, surrounded on all other sides by thick trees and more swarms of giant animals. I try reversing and turning around but the wheels start finally giving out. And the swarms of mosquitoes, centipedes and bears tear open the flatbed. And then me apart.

Most fun run yet!

Mate · 2013-06-07T09:43:02.000Z

Happened to me once too, even minutes later I saw a car wreck bursting out of a building.

TheRealTenman · 2013-06-07T11:47:28.000Z

I was about to finish making my second car/bike/thing and I kept getting interrupted. I started mashing enter to skip them and a wolf ate my head. Damn hard core.

InritusOO · 2013-06-07T22:19:13.000Z

Was priming a C4 to breach a building. Wolves snuck up me and I retaliated. I forgot about the C4. kaboom goes my character.

Alistaire · 2013-06-08T20:11:23.000Z

Came back home to find 2 bears dancing on my traps. Got in my home and hoped they died, so I opened the door and SHABAM - dead D:

Weyrling · 2013-06-08T20:15:39.000Z

InritusOO:

Was priming a C4 to breach a building. Wolves snuck up me and I retaliated. I forgot about the C4. kaboom goes my character.

It was a bear that snuck up on me, and I did throw a C4 at it, to my great dismay I threw the inactive one.
On the bright side, I killed the bear and breached the building in the right place…

Destructios · 2013-06-09T02:01:26.000Z

A bear spawned behind a door when I closed it. Wrenches do not make effective bear killing weapons.

system · 2013-06-09T02:02:58.000Z

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Destructios · 2013-06-09T03:05:38.000Z

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The_Slime · 2013-06-09T08:12:43.000Z

I trie to cleave a spider with a broadsword in self-defence :c

Fast little things, aren’t they?

InritusOO · 2013-06-09T13:11:50.000Z

Was starting a new character. Shelter was near a city, but I didn’t care. Apparently, my next-door neighbor was a zombie hulk. He proceeded to give me a “friendly” greeting.

system · 2013-06-09T19:33:36.000Z

One time I was crafting wood spears with my integrated toolset while holding a lemon.

A bear appeared and I thought I had my spear in hand, lo and behold I threw the lemon. The bear still died and I was killed shortly after by smoke from a fire.

Blaze1711 · 2013-06-09T20:04:47.000Z

You killed a bear with a lemon? Was it like this?

system · 2013-06-09T20:40:54.000Z

No, it was a regular lemon.

It headshotted the bear and dealt 47 damage.

Pthalocy · 2013-06-09T22:59:46.000Z

Obligatory Aperture Device http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDZSFnYCT5A

system · 2013-06-09T23:51:41.000Z

Goddamnit why haven’t I thought of this?

system · 2013-06-10T05:03:42.000Z

My last game was me driving through hordes of zombies and running over zombie brutes. I finally crashed into a bank popping the front right tire of my flat-bed truck I probably would still be alive if it wasn’t for a system crash aka: [glow=red,2,300]Cataclysm.exe has stopped working[/glow]

Worst part was the fact I had 3 jerrycans filled with gas and plenty of building supplies.