How did you last die?

FEMA camp science stone building. Dissectin a scientist with doors closed. I opened the doors to leave and got flooded with zombies. 1 stray shot missed the first guy in the door and nailed the Flamer behind. Blew the whole door to hell and trapped me inside to burn.

Sh!tty way to go if you ask me.

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Was exploring a nearby town when a flying eye looked at me, thus screwing me over. I traveled home to my base only to die from vomiting a thick grey goop and spasms. Poor guy managed to fix his left arm after breaking it during the helicopter crash on day 1. RIP Marcos ‘Bond’ Fournier who died on the second night.

Was in a military camp and went up a stairwell to be greeted by the muzzle of a m4, let’s just say my characters supposed “thick” skull can’t stand a barrage of .223 at about 5 tiles away…

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Opened a door in a lab: You heard whaaam, do you want to witness your last moments?

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Giant wasp. Early game. You put the pieces together.

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A land mine on a survivor house, I knew the risk but I decided to go in anyway.

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Bashed a flamer to death with my Barret

By some reason it decided to explode,never saw one explode and I only kill those with ranged weapons

It was my best equiped char ever,C.R.I.T + survivor geat.

Gonna start using some nomex

An endless succession of Doomguy’s died to various combinations of hell knights, caco demons and imps, with the occasional group of churl’s thrown in to give you a false sense of security. But the one who escaped the citadel, made it out to the sunlit world outside? The burns and lack of insulation on his legs led to broken legs which led to death by what I can only assume was the descendant of one of the mudcrabs I bullied in Skyrim. Bastard jumped out of the water and proceeded to beat him slowly to death as he crawled away. It managed to break both arms before finally, mercifully, shattering his skull. Doomguy has a rough life.

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Kyle fell when he slammed his car into a house an was surrounded. With his final Monster Energy, he gained the ability to summon a brick of C-4, and took several dead motherfuckers to Hell with him.

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Cruising down a long road in a tricked out motorcycle after a successful loot run in town, had a Beagle Mini-Tank pop out of the bushes like a heavily armored pokemon and said hi.

Big, laser targeted explosive hi.

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Just when you think that barred windows will keep you safe for the night in that trusty sleeping bag, on the floor of a gun shop. Think again. Brutes will punt you through a wall when you have ear plugs in and couldn’t hear the collapsing building around you 0_0

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A short lived secondary character just started off in a lab and everything was going pretty well. That is, until she got greedy and tried hacking one computer too many. A security robot popped up and unloaded all its ammo on her. Miraculously she survived the first barrage, but her head was basically blown off. The next turn, the robot finished her off. My only consolation is it wasted all that ammo on the 2nd burst when the first bullet did the trick.

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Day one, find a farm looks like a nice set up. Explore a little and find a tear in reality slightly outside the farm. Attacked by a yug day one die horribly mutated.

First game where I tried to enable hordes. Random start with very favorable odds (a survivor with paramilitary gear and a SKS), found a lumber mill with very good equipment. Then looked at the map and was surrounded by 8 or 9 zombie hordes. “Fixed” a pickup truck with the idea of running through one and flee, didn’t noticed the security system was triggered and my car was WAILING and coalescing the hordes into the place. My screams couldn’t be heard over the car alarm noise.

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It all began when the guy ate raw lungs and brains from a moose.

He took a nap, only to find out a little later that he got cramps. I gave him nothing else extraordinary that time, so, apparently, it must have been the raw food that he ate.

The guy jumped out of desperation onto his Humvee, loaded with a Browning 50 cal and a m249 mg and started looking for viable locations for anti-parasitic meds. The only place seeming to convince him was the hospital some km away.

When he arived at the location, the MGs blasted lead everywhere, distracting all the zeds. He got into the building, searching almost every corner, but no luck. Got flanked from all directions and got eaten.

Notes to self:
cook your damn raw food next time. :smile:

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Not sure that would help :stuck_out_tongue:

I was riding my off-road bike and crashed into a sudden worm made dirt hill which then caused me to swerve into a tree and turn my skull into a soup bowl. Wear a helmet kids.

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I spawned in a ton of mongrel dog I almost won also the note of my companion said “I wish I could have saved him” that got me in feels tbh

Found a farm. It belonged to Hershel. Inhabitants ate me.

Spring, day 1. Was running from a beaver, tried to lose him in the woods. An Owlbear got me.

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