FBI? Yes, it's this map here

There was a strip club in the nearest town. I paid a visit out of morbid curiosity. Back stage, lots of skimpy clothing. All a ‘poor fit’ though. Hmm…

Out front, mainly fat zombies and jock zombies. Checks out so far.

There was also a single howling waif.

Excuse me, young lady, but shouldn’t you be at school?.