What I expected: Oh hey, some better hearing and hearing protection! I like the sound of hearing protection.
What I got: “You think you might have heard the rat in the basement of the house 5 doors down sniff its ass! Are you not sure you don’t not want to not stop stopping to stop un-un-fueling your vehicle in miniscule 4-liter increments for some inexplicable reason?”
B= not no
“You hear your brain synapses fire as you press the A button”
Idling car: 34
.50 BMG suppressed: 1097
Idling car: 113
.50 BMG suppressed: 3567
Luckily it seems like the hearing protection works even when the bionic is turned off, so at least there’s that.
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