… and NOFX - Cops and Donuts ! 
When I was on the freeway, doing 70 all drunk,
He came up to my window, and shouted to get out,
He came up to my car, I thought up a little trick,
A copper pulled me over, and I thought that I was sunk,
I took a donut, jelly filled, and put it on a stick,
So I threw it out the window and he ate it off the flooooooor…
:DDDD