Can We Add Oyster Mallets to This Game?

Also, oysters? Mmmm, radioactive oysters…

Edit: Actually, having done a quick google search I think the thing I am referring to is technically a “meat mallet.”

Pretty nasty looking thing to get clubbed with. Still wouldn’t mind oysters…

No. Oysters require oceans which means some bastard will code in zombie landsharks and !carp!