Asshole parking in the apocalypse

Eric · 2016-10-26T22:15:24.000Z

I’ve never actually noticed just how often cars are parked like this in the game until now.

pisskop · 2016-10-27T00:41:48.000Z

Lol.

yea. Nobodies left around to say otherwise though.

So now I usually drive my car up to the door.

Solusphere · 2016-10-27T00:49:15.000Z

Also, some asshole apparently has been going from town to town, avoiding the zombies, and specifically destroying the wheels of pretty much every vehicle.

How else do you explain how something like 70% of vehicles have all four of their wheels completely destroyed?

Profugo_Barbatus · 2016-10-27T00:53:54.000Z

[quote=“Solusphere, post:3, topic:12803”]Also, some asshole apparently has been going from town to town, avoiding the zombies, and specifically destroying the wheels of pretty much every vehicle.

How else do you explain how something like 70% of vehicles have all four of their wheels completely destroyed?[/quote]

Acid rain, I believe is the lore explanation.

I’d love to talk to the vehicle designer who decided to take the name “Cube Van” Literally. Maneuvering that thing through debris is an interesting proposition, to say the least.

Solusphere · 2016-10-27T02:33:53.000Z

Profugo Barbatus:

Acid rain, I believe is the lore explanation.

Eh, makes sense if you don’t think about it too hard. Works for me.

Also, I love the fact that, like, every second town has at least one mobile meth lab.

Rot · 2016-10-27T07:55:31.000Z

Solusphere:

[quote=“Profugo Barbatus, post:4, topic:12803”]Acid rain, I believe is the lore explanation.

Eh, makes sense if you don’t think about it too hard. Works for me.

Also, I love the fact that, like, every second town has at least one mobile meth lab.[/quote]

They gotta get their fix somehow.

Subhazard · 2016-10-27T22:31:19.000Z

You guys are silly.

The reason that the cars left in the road have no wheels, is because they are left in the road because they have no wheels.

The cars with the wheels have high tailed it out of there, until they too, lose their wheels.

Deez_Nutz · 2016-10-28T19:19:27.000Z

[quote=“Subhazard, post:7, topic:12803”]You guys are silly.

The reason that the cars left in the road have no wheels, is because they are left in the road because they have no wheels.

The cars with the wheels have high tailed it out of there, until they too, lose their wheels.[/quote]Yep, without road crews keeping the streets clear most car tires will tend to have a short service life.

pisskop · 2016-10-28T19:22:19.000Z

wheres my hoverjet?

Force21 · 2016-10-28T20:01:46.000Z

pisskop:

wheres my hoverjet?

i guess as soon as z-levels are done…
will there have to be a formula for fuel requirements when driving uphill?