What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Are you a wannbe fungaloid who has too much time on your hand?
A Marloss abomination who finds spamming you own spores boring?
Or just tired of the same old hack and slash?

Well, have I got the solution for you!

Introducing new Boil Bombs! Solve your woes and serve The Many today!
[move]*Some assembly required. Do not eat or expose to naked skin. If inhalation or ingestion occurs immedietely walk out into an open field and wait for death. Do not attempt to resist the Mycus. Use at your own risk.[/move]