What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?: Vibrator derail

[quote=“Datanazush, post:80, topic:6274”]Survivor McNiceguy tips his fedora.
“M’lady.”[/quote]

All Female NPCs will now automatically join you!
All types of Katanas will now always get a critical hit when you use them!
Wolf Suits, Dinosaur Suits, Fedoras and Trenchcoats now have +20 to cut, smash, and environmental protection and cannot be damaged!
Vibrators now grant twice as much morale!
Smoking Cannabis grants you an additional +50 “In this moment, I am Euphoric” morale bonus!
You have acquired the “Insanely Smart” mutation!
You can no longer gain morale bonuses from reading religious texts, except for the one related to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

With the twist that none of those things actually happen. Except maybe the morale ones.

[quote=“IcedPee, post:78, topic:6274”][quote=“Kevin Granade, post:74, topic:6274”]I’m not as strongly against making the name more generic as I am changing it to something that pretends it’s something other than what it is. One is being vague, the other is being dishonest.
That having been said, I’d rather leave it as it is. Fleshlights and the ilk are vanishingly rare compared to vibrators, so the chances you’re going to run across one are orders of magnitude lower than the chances of running across a vibrator, if your character has some kind of hangup that prevents them from using what’s at hand, well that’s the heart of role playing, isn’t it? Embrace the dilemma![/quote]

I…. disagree that one type of sex toy is significantly more rare than the other, to the extent of exclusion from the game entirely. I’d assume there are just as many lonely sex-deprived people who enjoy vibrators as enjoy fleshlights/onaholes. Hell, I would think that in almost every loser-nerd-living-in-parent’s-basement type situation, there would probably be a self-pleasuring device around somewhere.

Hang on a second.

That’s actually a pretty good idea for a new type of basement.[/quote]
Yep, we need NEET basements complete with piss bottles

[quote=“paranoidandroid, post:83, topic:6274”][quote=“IcedPee, post:78, topic:6274”][quote=“Kevin Granade, post:74, topic:6274”]I’m not as strongly against making the name more generic as I am changing it to something that pretends it’s something other than what it is. One is being vague, the other is being dishonest.
That having been said, I’d rather leave it as it is. Fleshlights and the ilk are vanishingly rare compared to vibrators, so the chances you’re going to run across one are orders of magnitude lower than the chances of running across a vibrator, if your character has some kind of hangup that prevents them from using what’s at hand, well that’s the heart of role playing, isn’t it? Embrace the dilemma![/quote]

I…. disagree that one type of sex toy is significantly more rare than the other, to the extent of exclusion from the game entirely. I’d assume there are just as many lonely sex-deprived people who enjoy vibrators as enjoy fleshlights/onaholes. Hell, I would think that in almost every loser-nerd-living-in-parent’s-basement type situation, there would probably be a self-pleasuring device around somewhere.

Hang on a second.

That’s actually a pretty good idea for a new type of basement.[/quote]
Yep, we need NEET basements complete with piss bottles[/quote]

Don’t forget the shit buckets and mini fridges!

Damn that necro.

do not worry ninja this topic will die again soon :slight_smile:

Yes, but then I shall necromance it to life, and it shall live on forever!

I created a maid character recently. Gave her the Stylish trait so I’d get morale bonuses for wearing my awesome French maid outfit.

Walked outside and got mauled to death by dogs.

… I forgot that Cataclysm can be a real jerk sometimes. Looks like I’ll have to learn how to play again.

[quote=“Nighthawk, post:88, topic:6274”]I created a maid character recently. Gave her the Stylish trait so I’d get morale bonuses for wearing my awesome French maid outfit.

Walked outside and got mauled to death by dogs.

… I forgot that Cataclysm can be a real jerk sometimes. Looks like I’ll have to learn how to play again.[/quote]

Nighthawk, this is the wrong thread(this is a vibrator dilemma derail, where we talked about if they should of shouldn’t be included in the game or something :P). Post it on the other one.