The Emperorâs costume. Very fancy, 0 weight, 0 encumbrance, covers the torso arms and legs for the close(it is perfectly tailored for the snuggest of fits), common(well it is clothes), overcoat(Well it is obviously so fancy that it has layers to it), and belted(ALL of the accoutrements) layers. N.P.C.s hate it though on account of them all being jealous of your fancy dudsâŚ
Also, all the Irish people who were infected would have shrunk down to a third of their former size, put on their greenest costumes, started a life of gathering treasures in cast-iron pots, started building nests near colour-scales, and developed the ability to teleport themselves and curse others.
This is an AK-47. Like so many other things, before the cataclysm, doctors rarely believed it when told that someone had rested it against a tree while relieving themselves and accidentally slipped and fell on it. Try activating this item for a happy mood.
This is an M.P.3 player. For a good time: turn it on and make it sing.
This is vodka. While toxic, the filtering processes in the early digestive tract render it safe to consume in respectable volumes. If consumed in such a way that it goes directly to the later elements of the digestive tract, the high alcohol absorption rate can easily be lethal.
This is 's former mother. It is still quite freshâŚ
This is a Jabberwok corpse. Parts of it are still quite freshâŚ
This is a floating eye. You wonder if it has a socketâŚ
This is a sock. You can wear it. On your feetâŚ
This is a long rope. Months ago it stated in a hole while you were enjoying your garden. You just spent hours in labour to bring it into the world. Now you are going to lash it and have it carry your load.
This is a playboy magazine. It is strangely sticky. Maybe it fell in some honey.
This is a top gear magazine. It is strangely sticky. Maybe it fell in some honey, you should try licking it off.
This is a guns and ammoâŚ
This is a standpipe manifestâŚ
This is a heavy stick. It is brown and sticky.
