We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

[Coolthulhu]

Cyborg ants, ants with Two fusion blaster arms and 4 joint tortions

So THAT’S what they do with all those fusion arms they stockpile in nests

[Pthalocy]

Stoner bees, who don’t do anything productive apart from produce brownies instead of honey.

[system]

year 2015
not siding with the omnipresent blob

[SiegeLion]

Survivor zombies occasionally turning out to be people just pretending to be zombies. Kinda like that one scene in Shaun of the Dead. Huge morale hit upon examining the body and discovering they weren’t already dead.

[Rhodri]

Survivor loincloth

Survivor file

Survivor razerblade

Survivor vibrator

Survivor cash card

Survivor rock

[Synthetic]

Survivor cash card

Literally just a quarter on a string that gets you unlimited vending machine purchases.

[AllisonW]

survivor stuff

survivor nanoskirt
survivor heels
survivor briefcase
survivor top hat and monocle
survivor folding bicycle
survivor talking doll
survivor handheld game system
survivor coffeemaker
survivor briefs
survivor bra
survivor purse
survivor hedge trimmer
survivor whiskey
survivor cheeseburger
survivor joint
survivor cardboard box
survivor pillow
survivor barrette
survivor trash can

sadly none of these are as wacky as “survivor vibrator”

[EkarusRyndren]

[quote=“Rhodri, post:1105, topic:3101”]Survivor cash card

Literally just a quarter on a string that gets you unlimited vending machine purchases.[/quote]

Having tried this myself, I can confirm this no longer works.

[jcd]

[quote=“Synthetic, post:1106, topic:3101”][quote=“Rhodri, post:1105, topic:3101”]Survivor cash card

Literally just a quarter on a string that gets you unlimited vending machine purchases.[/quote]

Having tried this myself, I can confirm this no longer works.[/quote]
^^

me too!

[Synthetic]

It’s the future. Anything is possible, especially failing to learn from the past.

[Slax]

I’ll just leave this right here.

[Caconym]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy7biFRgGqc

That is the most 'murican thing I have ever seen.
I don’t know whether to i’m disgusted or aroused or both

[Hardluck]

[quote=“Slax, post:1111, topic:3101”]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy7biFRgGqc

That is the most 'murican thing I have ever seen.
I don’t know whether to i’m disgusted or aroused or both[/quote]

Very lossy way of cooking bacon.
Definitely disgusted.

[Slax]

You need a FLAC barrel for lossless cooking.

[system]

FLAC barrel is nothing worth it as long as it’s not used with high-end grip and shells.

[Jakers]

Duel wield Barrett 50.cals

[Catfoodbob]

Nightmare Realm Breach- As they attempt to reach through for science, they have breached some holes into the nightmare realm. Beware. you will probably die

[RAM]

You should be able to wield automatic 40mm shotguns with one in each hand, one in your mouth, another for each foot, one under each arm and another held between the legs, have another one rigged to trigger when you tweak your nostrils and have a six-pack of L.A.W.s draped over your torso ready to fire when you pull in your belly…

[Jakers]

You should be able to wield automatic 40mm shotguns with one in each hand, one in your mouth, another for each foot, one under each arm and another held between the legs, have another one rigged to trigger when you tweak your nostrils and have a six-pack of L.A.W.s draped over your torso ready to fire when you pull in your belly…

You forgot something:

Tactical 40mm Anal Shotgun. Fart with style.

[AllisonW]

[quote=“RAM, post:1118, topic:3101”]You should be able to wield automatic 40mm shotguns with one in each hand, one in your mouth, another for each foot, one under each arm and another held between the legs, have another one rigged to trigger when you tweak your nostrils and have a six-pack of L.A.W.s draped over your torso ready to fire when you pull in your belly…

You forgot something:

Tactical 40mm Anal Shotgun. Fart with style.[/quote]

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