We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

[Jakers]

@AllisonW

Kevlar loincloth, for the modern tactical barbarian.

@Slax

Kevlar breast implants, baby.

Kevlar bra for people who like their tiddies! Also known as the Kevbra.

[Stretop]

@Jakers

[quote=“AllisonW, post:1055, topic:3101”]Kevlar loincloth, for the modern tactical barbarian.

@Slax

Kevlar breast implants, baby.

Kevlar bra for people who like their tiddies! Also known as the Kevbra.[/quote]

And by your powers combined - Kevlar swimsuit!

[SiegeLion]

CBM - Kevlar Butt
More common than Buttplates but less protective, and more flexible.

[AllisonW]

@Pthalocy

Hahahahaa oh no, sigg’d.

HEL YEH I got sig’d

[Logrin]

Mycus should be changed to an aggressive proliferation of mustaches…

[bugsniper]

Keeping your mouth and nose warm should protect you from colds when the newest news article says it does. Make the program google for news every time you start a game.

[RAM]

@Zorbeltuss

Vehicle Trebuchet, It takes up a big part on your vehicle and has a storage area where you put the munitions, it can throw anything (with a mass lower than what you rated it for, including you) at your enemies.

I must not be parsing that correctly, it almost sounds as though what you describe is not a trebuchet that launches vehicles.

@Zorbeltuss

Edit: Molotov of Living Fire, if there is no fuel for the fire to burn it follows the rules of “game of life” to burn spread and die.

Too funny to survive.

[Logrin]

The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

[TheFlame52]

@Logrin

Mycus should be changed to an aggressive proliferation of mustaches…

Mustache Man Reborn

[Slax]

Powering up via the ancient secret of shouting!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Valpo]

[quote=“Slax, post:1070, topic:3101”]Powering up via the ancient secret of shouting!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH![/quote]

Using bleach you can increase the effect by 5000%

[system]

Female characters should “You lose some blood!” Once every month

[jcd]

Survivor flame breathing with the use of gasoline, lighters and a mouth mutation/CBM.

[Rhodri]

Survivor loincloth.

[Catfoodbob]

pocket Shotgun, cause everyone wants a shotgun you can fit in inventory with 2 volume

[AllisonW]

@Catfoodbob

pocket Shotgun, cause everyone wants a shotgun you can fit in inventory with 2 volume

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(That second one is 3 volume instead of 2, but will still fit in a holster. I’ve done it.)

[Illogical_Blox]

@Logrin

The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

This is some bubble wrap. It’s air-filled balls are large, and squishy. You feel the need to squeeze them.

[SiegeLion]

@Illogical_Blox

[quote=“Logrin, post:1068, topic:3101”]The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

This is some bubble wrap. It’s air-filled balls are large, and squishy. You feel the need to squeeze them.[/quote]
The long, thick, spear looks impressive. You feel as if you should grasp it firmly and impale your foes upon it.
10/10 best weapon.

[jcd]

@SeigeLion

[quote=“Illogical_Blox, post:1077, topic:3101”][quote=“Logrin, post:1068, topic:3101”]The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

This is some bubble wrap. It’s air-filled balls are large, and squishy. You feel the need to squeeze them.[/quote]
The long, thick, spear looks impressive. You feel as if you should grasp it firmly and impale your foes upon it.
10/10 best weapon.[/quote]
This is a cucumber. A thick, cylindrical vegetable. The enterprising survivor will think of more than one way to use it.

[Coolthulhu]

@jcd

[quote=“SeigeLion, post:1078, topic:3101”][quote=“Illogical_Blox, post:1077, topic:3101”][quote=“Logrin, post:1068, topic:3101”]The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

This is some bubble wrap. It’s air-filled balls are large, and squishy. You feel the need to squeeze them.[/quote]
The long, thick, spear looks impressive. You feel as if you should grasp it firmly and impale your foes upon it.
10/10 best weapon.[/quote]
This is a cucumber. A thick, cylindrical vegetable. The enterprising survivor will think of more than one way to use it.[/quote]

This is a vibrator. You could put it in one of your orifices.