We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Jakers · 2015-01-18T22:17:05.000Z

AllisonW:

Kevlar loincloth, for the modern tactical barbarian.

Slax:

Kevlar breast implants, baby.

Kevlar bra for people who like their tiddies! Also known as the Kevbra.

Stretop · 2015-01-18T22:51:53.000Z

Jakers:

[quote=“AllisonW, post:1055, topic:3101”]Kevlar loincloth, for the modern tactical barbarian.

Slax:

Kevlar breast implants, baby.

Kevlar bra for people who like their tiddies! Also known as the Kevbra.[/quote]

And by your powers combined - Kevlar swimsuit!

SiegeLion · 2015-01-18T23:07:45.000Z

CBM - Kevlar Butt
More common than Buttplates but less protective, and more flexible.

AllisonW · 2015-01-18T23:12:30.000Z

Pthalocy:

Hahahahaa oh no, sigg’d.

HEL YEH I got sig’d

Logrin · 2015-01-20T03:38:13.000Z

Mycus should be changed to an aggressive proliferation of mustaches…

bugsniper · 2015-01-20T03:54:10.000Z

Keeping your mouth and nose warm should protect you from colds when the newest news article says it does. Make the program google for news every time you start a game.

RAM · 2015-01-20T05:47:46.000Z

Zorbeltuss:

Vehicle Trebuchet, It takes up a big part on your vehicle and has a storage area where you put the munitions, it can throw anything (with a mass lower than what you rated it for, including you) at your enemies.

I must not be parsing that correctly, it almost sounds as though what you describe is not a trebuchet that launches vehicles.

Zorbeltuss:

Edit: Molotov of Living Fire, if there is no fuel for the fire to burn it follows the rules of “game of life” to burn spread and die.

Too funny to survive.

Logrin · 2015-01-20T06:07:52.000Z

The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

TheFlame52 · 2015-01-20T12:53:54.000Z

Logrin:

Mycus should be changed to an aggressive proliferation of mustaches…

Mustache Man Reborn

Slax · 2015-01-20T13:28:34.000Z

Powering up via the ancient secret of shouting!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Valpo · 2015-01-20T13:33:31.000Z

[quote=“Slax, post:1070, topic:3101”]Powering up via the ancient secret of shouting!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH![/quote]

Using bleach you can increase the effect by 5000%

system · 2015-01-20T13:49:47.000Z

Female characters should “You lose some blood!” Once every month

jcd · 2015-01-20T13:54:13.000Z

Survivor flame breathing with the use of gasoline, lighters and a mouth mutation/CBM.

Rhodri · 2015-01-20T14:36:18.000Z

Survivor loincloth.

Catfoodbob · 2015-01-20T16:22:18.000Z

pocket Shotgun, cause everyone wants a shotgun you can fit in inventory with 2 volume

AllisonW · 2015-01-20T16:43:59.000Z

Catfoodbob:

pocket Shotgun, cause everyone wants a shotgun you can fit in inventory with 2 volume

http://cdda-trunk.estilofusion.com/ashot
http://cdda-trunk.estilofusion.com/rm228

(That second one is 3 volume instead of 2, but will still fit in a holster. I’ve done it.)

Illogical_Blox · 2015-01-20T19:20:23.000Z

Logrin:

The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

This is some bubble wrap. It’s air-filled balls are large, and squishy. You feel the need to squeeze them.

SiegeLion · 2015-01-20T21:39:06.000Z

Illogical_Blox:

[quote=“Logrin, post:1068, topic:3101”]The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

This is some bubble wrap. It’s air-filled balls are large, and squishy. You feel the need to squeeze them.[/quote]
The long, thick, spear looks impressive. You feel as if you should grasp it firmly and impale your foes upon it.
10/10 best weapon.

jcd · 2015-01-20T21:48:40.000Z

SeigeLion:

[quote=“Illogical_Blox, post:1077, topic:3101”][quote=“Logrin, post:1068, topic:3101”]The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

This is some bubble wrap. It’s air-filled balls are large, and squishy. You feel the need to squeeze them.[/quote]
The long, thick, spear looks impressive. You feel as if you should grasp it firmly and impale your foes upon it.
10/10 best weapon.[/quote]
This is a cucumber. A thick, cylindrical vegetable. The enterprising survivor will think of more than one way to use it.

Coolthulhu · 2015-01-21T00:53:42.000Z

jcd:

[quote=“SeigeLion, post:1078, topic:3101”][quote=“Illogical_Blox, post:1077, topic:3101”][quote=“Logrin, post:1068, topic:3101”]The description of every object–no matter how mundane–should be sexually charged. How can I possibly expect to be immersed in a game that doesn’t hold up to the erotica of Anaïs Nin?

This is some bubble wrap. It’s air-filled balls are large, and squishy. You feel the need to squeeze them.[/quote]
The long, thick, spear looks impressive. You feel as if you should grasp it firmly and impale your foes upon it.
10/10 best weapon.[/quote]
This is a cucumber. A thick, cylindrical vegetable. The enterprising survivor will think of more than one way to use it.[/quote]

This is a vibrator. You could put it in one of your orifices.