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You must answer a math question to pass a turn OR SHALL NOT PASS!

Sex, Harems and Pregnancy, Cause Repopulating after the Cataclysm.

Training your noncombat skills should require you to solve increasingly difficult math problems. And for computers, it should require you to solve problems from Project Euler.

Tankbots should be capable of passing the Turing test.

Yes

In-game chatbots.

Can I see an overview map of this area? Here it is I filled it in for you. How do I kill the zombies? Chop off its head. How do I repair a smashed car? Have a hot bath. How do I gain access to the lab? You show me what you look like.

[quote=“bugsniper, post:666, topic:3101”]In-game chatbots.

Can I see an overview map of this area? I'm horny, wanna fuck? How do I kill the zombies? I'm horny, wanna fuck? How do I repair a smashed car? I'm horny, wanna fuck? How do I gain access to the lab? You show me what you look like and then we can fuck?
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Every single chatbot ever.

Giant waterbears and waterzombears…

Can’t be killed. Just like in real life.

Giant waterbears sound more like the kind of things you find in the nether dimension.

A giant enemy that cannot be killed, no matter what or how much you shoot at it.

Vibrators as valid vehicle parts to be installed on seats. While the engine is turned on and the player is on the driver’s seat, the morale improves. The more horsepower/noise the engine has, the greater the morale bonus.

Thanks mate. Now I got tea all over my monitor. How about a part-vibrator-part-joint-torsion-racket engine then?

Your vehicle slips on the pool of slime and goes skidding… the tankbot slips on the pool of slime and goes skidding

http://archive.news.softpedia.com/news/Erotic-Car-Seat-Massager-Helps-You-Arrive-Faster-69816.shtml

Does it get a bonus if you attach a Wankel-Rotary engine? No mechanical effect, but just thinking about the name makes you feel dirty.

[quote=“Muaddib, post:671, topic:3101”]Thanks mate. Now I got tea all over my monitor. How about a part-vibrator-part-joint-torsion-racket engine then?[/quote]i thought it would have been the Testicular Torsion Racket or something.
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Cape of the Bear king- activate to summon bears, and they are freindly.

Does it get a bonus if you attach a Wankel-Rotary engine? No mechanical effect, but just thinking about the name makes you feel dirty.[/quote]
are Rotary engines in game? if not it should be, Mazda RX-9 anyone?

Zombie lamp posts.
They pop out of the ground. FOOF! You are now impaled.

Zombie mom: its your mom! -200 morale to kill it yourself, you’ll need to ask an npc to kill it for you.