We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Codeslamer · 2014-12-21T18:08:22.000Z

You must answer a math question to pass a turn OR SHALL NOT PASS!

Lord_Letto · 2014-12-21T20:11:10.000Z

Sex, Harems and Pregnancy, Cause Repopulating after the Cataclysm.

bugsniper · 2014-12-22T01:58:37.000Z

Training your noncombat skills should require you to solve increasingly difficult math problems. And for computers, it should require you to solve problems from Project Euler.

RAM · 2014-12-22T02:54:45.000Z

Tankbots should be capable of passing the Turing test.

Jakers · 2014-12-22T02:57:02.000Z

RAM:

Tankbots should be capable of passing the Turing test.

Yes

bugsniper · 2014-12-22T03:40:37.000Z

In-game chatbots.

Can I see an overview map of this area? Here it is I filled it in for you. How do I kill the zombies? Chop off its head. How do I repair a smashed car? Have a hot bath. How do I gain access to the lab? You show me what you look like.

SiegeLion · 2014-12-22T08:03:34.000Z

[quote=“bugsniper, post:666, topic:3101”]In-game chatbots.

Can I see an overview map of this area? I'm horny, wanna fuck? How do I kill the zombies? I'm horny, wanna fuck? How do I repair a smashed car? I'm horny, wanna fuck? How do I gain access to the lab? You show me what you look like and then we can fuck?

[/quote]

Every single chatbot ever.

Logrin · 2014-12-22T10:47:58.000Z

Giant waterbears and waterzombears…

Can’t be killed. Just like in real life.

Muaddib · 2014-12-22T12:07:58.000Z

Giant waterbears sound more like the kind of things you find in the nether dimension.

A giant enemy that cannot be killed, no matter what or how much you shoot at it.

Alasnuyo · 2014-12-22T13:50:33.000Z

Vibrators as valid vehicle parts to be installed on seats. While the engine is turned on and the player is on the driver’s seat, the morale improves. The more horsepower/noise the engine has, the greater the morale bonus.

Muaddib · 2014-12-22T14:19:22.000Z

Thanks mate. Now I got tea all over my monitor. How about a part-vibrator-part-joint-torsion-racket engine then?

Jakers · 2014-12-22T14:22:58.000Z

Alasnuyo:

Vibrators as valid vehicle parts to be installed on seats. While the engine is turned on and the player is on the driver’s seat, the morale improves. The more horsepower/noise the engine has, the greater the morale bonus.

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Catfoodbob · 2014-12-22T14:32:08.000Z

Your vehicle slips on the pool of slime and goes skidding… the tankbot slips on the pool of slime and goes skidding

Lord_Letto · 2014-12-22T15:13:42.000Z

Alasnuyo:

Vibrators as valid vehicle parts to be installed on seats. While the engine is turned on and the player is on the driver’s seat, the morale improves. The more horsepower/noise the engine has, the greater the morale bonus.

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kevin.granade · 2014-12-22T17:27:50.000Z

Alasnuyo:

Vibrators as valid vehicle parts to be installed on seats. While the engine is turned on and the player is on the driver’s seat, the morale improves. The more horsepower/noise the engine has, the greater the morale bonus.

Muaddib:

Thanks mate. Now I got tea all over my monitor. How about a part-vibrator-part-joint-torsion-racket engine then?

Does it get a bonus if you attach a Wankel-Rotary engine? No mechanical effect, but just thinking about the name makes you feel dirty.

iceball3 · 2014-12-22T17:37:50.000Z

[quote=“Muaddib, post:671, topic:3101”]Thanks mate. Now I got tea all over my monitor. How about a part-vibrator-part-joint-torsion-racket engine then?[/quote]i thought it would have been the Testicular Torsion Racket or something.
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Catfoodbob · 2014-12-22T17:50:20.000Z

Cape of the Bear king- activate to summon bears, and they are freindly.

Lord_Letto · 2014-12-22T18:20:48.000Z

Kevin Granade:

[quote=“Alasnuyo, post:670, topic:3101”]Vibrators as valid vehicle parts to be installed on seats. While the engine is turned on and the player is on the driver’s seat, the morale improves. The more horsepower/noise the engine has, the greater the morale bonus.

Muaddib:

Thanks mate. Now I got tea all over my monitor. How about a part-vibrator-part-joint-torsion-racket engine then?

Does it get a bonus if you attach a Wankel-Rotary engine? No mechanical effect, but just thinking about the name makes you feel dirty.[/quote]
are Rotary engines in game? if not it should be, Mazda RX-9 anyone?

Slax · 2014-12-22T18:34:42.000Z

Zombie lamp posts.
They pop out of the ground. FOOF! You are now impaled.

iceball3 · 2014-12-22T19:54:04.000Z

Zombie mom: its your mom! -200 morale to kill it yourself, you’ll need to ask an npc to kill it for you.