We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Eric · 2015-06-05T20:04:56.000Z

If the player is wielding an axe and has the Psychopath trait, the player will occasionally yell “Here’s Johnny!” before attacking creatures or smashing doors.

RAM · 2015-06-05T20:48:03.000Z

Azrad:

orz

Can the Orzpocalypse be added, I want me some translation difficulties…

Random_dragon · 2015-06-05T21:19:54.000Z

Zombie hulks are campers though. owo

Pthalocy · 2015-06-06T18:08:43.000Z

Ability to accidentally swallow your gum if your dex is too low, and you get a morale penalty worrying about whether it’s gonna be stuck in you for years.

cdru · 2015-06-07T06:50:02.000Z

Eric:

If the player is wielding an axe and has the Psychopath trait, the player will occasionally yell “Here’s Johnny!” before attacking creatures or smashing doors.

But only if your character’s name contains “Johnny”

Azrad · 2015-06-07T14:11:03.000Z

Pthalocy:

Ability to accidentally swallow your gum if your dex is too low, and you get a morale penalty worrying about whether it’s gonna be stuck in you for years.

A general trait where you worry about random things, like wondering if you closed the door to your base after you’ve left.

Also, haven’t really checked the profession descriptions that much, but how about a cop on his last day before retirement?

Pthalocy · 2015-06-07T17:16:04.000Z

The description is different, but cop is already a valid profession ingame.

joxer · 2015-06-07T17:27:58.000Z

Idle actions!
Push-ups / dancing / practising a skill like first-aid, electronics, computers, cooking, unarmed/melee(adjacent wall is required) & etc
slow skill&morale increase ( due to tinkering being fun, right? ) at the cost of possibly wasting or ruining relevant materials (or objects)

Azrad · 2015-06-07T17:29:21.000Z

Pthalocy:

The description is different, but cop is already a valid profession ingame.

I know, but a cop on his last day before retirement could be a funny scenario.

Random_dragon · 2015-06-07T17:38:21.000Z

The Assault on Precinct Z always has a good cop-movie cliche already in it. :V

RAM · 2015-06-10T01:52:04.000Z

There needs to be a universal CBM system. Honestly, any game that won’t let you graft The Foul Gem of Insidious Doom into your forehead just isn’t worth playing…

Random_dragon · 2015-06-10T01:59:18.000Z

A “fireman” class that starts with illiteracy and a flamethrower. 3:

joxer · 2015-06-10T02:22:27.000Z

Random_dragon:

A “fireman” class that starts with illiteracy and a flamethrower. 3:

Next thing ye say that class would need to exert twice as many move points to move a direction he wasn’t heading in last turn.

Stop playing TF2 :F

Random_dragon · 2015-06-10T02:30:34.000Z

joxer:

Stop playing TF2 :F

Wrong reference. :V

Pthalocy · 2015-06-10T02:31:48.000Z

I thought that was a Fahrenheit 451 reference. Then again, the pyro probably is too…

You really want a bad idea, let’s included a robot branch to the K-9 unit with lethal drug injectors.

Random_dragon · 2015-06-10T02:33:26.000Z

Pthalocy:

I thought that was a Fahrenheit 451 reference.

Ding! You get a cookie. o3o

Pthalocy · 2015-06-10T02:37:44.000Z

YAY!

…is the cookie secretly fire? That would be terrible. We should add boobytrapped food to the game.

Random_dragon · 2015-06-10T02:39:32.000Z

Nope, no fire cookies, honest!

The secret is I already ate the cookie. noms

joxer · 2015-06-10T02:41:28.000Z

How about giving fish the ability to roll? :F

Pthalocy · 2015-06-10T02:42:10.000Z

joxer:

How about giving fish the ability to roll? :F

Only if it’s Super Effective.