If the player is wielding an axe and has the Psychopath trait, the player will occasionally yell “Here’s Johnny!” before attacking creatures or smashing doors.
Can the Orzpocalypse be added, I want me some translation difficulties…
Zombie hulks are campers though. owo
Ability to accidentally swallow your gum if your dex is too low, and you get a morale penalty worrying about whether it’s gonna be stuck in you for years.
But only if your character’s name contains “Johnny”
A general trait where you worry about random things, like wondering if you closed the door to your base after you’ve left.
Also, haven’t really checked the profession descriptions that much, but how about a cop on his last day before retirement?
The description is different, but cop is already a valid profession ingame.
Idle actions!
Push-ups / dancing / practising a skill like first-aid, electronics, computers, cooking, unarmed/melee(adjacent wall is required) & etc 
slow skill&morale increase ( due to tinkering being fun, right? ) at the cost of possibly wasting or ruining relevant materials (or objects)
I know, but a cop on his last day before retirement could be a funny scenario.
The Assault on Precinct Z always has a good cop-movie cliche already in it. :V
There needs to be a universal CBM system. Honestly, any game that won’t let you graft The Foul Gem of Insidious Doom into your forehead just isn’t worth playing…
A “fireman” class that starts with illiteracy and a flamethrower. 3:
Next thing ye say that class would need to exert twice as many move points to move a direction he wasn’t heading in last turn.
Stop playing TF2 :F
Wrong reference. :V
I thought that was a Fahrenheit 451 reference. Then again, the pyro probably is too…
You really want a bad idea, let’s included a robot branch to the K-9 unit with lethal drug injectors.
Ding! You get a cookie. o3o
YAY!
…is the cookie secretly fire? That would be terrible. We should add boobytrapped food to the game.
Nope, no fire cookies, honest!
The secret is I already ate the cookie. noms
How about giving fish the ability to roll? :F
Only if it’s Super Effective.