Was thinking that each article of clothing could have certain flags attached, with point values (either 1 or 2, probably), that determine a zombies pre-cataclysm status…
Things like bikini tops, corsets, purses, dresses, skirts and the like would be tagged Woman with a power of 1 (power of 2 would be reserved for specialized, more suggestive pieces, like cleats/football gear, gimp suits, chef hat, clown shoes, etc)
Tshirt, jeans, sneakers and generic clothes would just have a Civilian tag.
Blazer, dress shoes, tuxedo, top hat, and polo shirts would have well-dressed tags…
Toolbelt, utility vest, steeltoed boots, and safety glasses would have Worker or Handyman tags…
Fur hat, hunting cap and hiking boots could have Hunter tags…
Basically, with all these tags applied (to clothes and weapons and items as well) zombies could be assigned flavor professions based on their carried items. If the numbers didn’t stack up enough to give them a specialized name they could at least be labeled “male zombie”, “female zombie”, or just “civilian zombie”. Of course lots of items would have multiple tags (a hoodie would be unisex, and hippie, and civilian, and punk, and student. Army pants would have survivalist, military, and punk. Hockey mask would have sportsman, looter, and murderer tags)… Just noticed we don’t have suitcase/briefcases Guitar cases…
It’d be a lot of tagging work, but once done we’d have zombie clowns and zombie hippies and zombie murderers and zombie soldiers and zombie hikers and zombie travelers and zombie chefs and elderly zombies and cosplay zombies and kinky zombies and zombie professors (he’d have a blazer, a skill book, a tobacco pipe, and reading glasses) and naked zombies (they’d have… nothing!)…
I guess a much easier way to do it would just be to assign one in ten zombies a profession out of the ones we can already pick from
EDIT: had to come back because I just thought that high defensive/offensive loadouts could lead to names too (armored/durable zombie, dangerous/survivor zombie, etc)
Anyway, thought I’d throw it out there