I think at some point my character got hungry faster than he could cook food. A very special kind of hell for a gluttonous Gourmand that he was. I simply noticed that all I was doing was cooking food and eating it, accomplishing nothing else on the side. Just munching through the supplies, like it was the end of the w… Poor choice of recipes, I suppose. Damn you, Fast Metabolism.
Some moons ago, my previous character was a Light Eater, and I thought he had to eat way too rarely, especially after installing the CBM that reduced the need to eat even further…
Main Character: "I am NOT anorectic! Look, I don’t eat often naturally, but get this, I got this implant that almost completely eliminates hunger. I installed it myself after finding it in this lab basem… Wait, why are you laughing? Come back!"
NPC: "I’m going to the kitchen and making you a sandwich. Obviously you’re delirious from hunger. You do still remember what a sandwich is, right?"
Main: "Eh? Screw you! You wouldn’t believe the horrors I had to kill to get to this! Or the computer I had to hack to open the d–"
NPC: "Hey, which one is lower - the floor or your blood sugar? Try not to faint while you think the answer.
Main: "You know what? You’re right. I should’ve let your fat ass have this implant! I hope you cut your hand off in there! Try not to eat the sandwich before you bring it! Jackass.
NPC: "So you DO want a sandwich?"
Main: "You do know my guns are loaded, right? If you want me to shoot you, just say so."
NPC (mumbling): "Are you sure you have the energy to pull the trigger?"
Main: "I heard that! New ear implant, too!"
NPC: not sure if Main actually heard the exact words, or if Main is just bullshitting and heard only unintelligible mumbling
