The average Cataclysm survivor is capable of some amazing things



(continues listening to death metal)

In Soviet Russia, stomach fills you? o3o

face palm

I know, old meme is old. owo

EDIT: Crafting a duffel bag using nothing but rags, having to cut it apart due to current character having the Huge trait…getting 10 rags and 10 plastic chunks.

:Being, more or less, to take a whole truck and turn it into just a chassis with just a wrench and a screwdriver.
:Being able to smash the glass of a window and retrieve a stick.
:Driving 150 MPH down a long road, crashing into a forest, being launched a good half a mile from the vehicle, then just getting back up, walking over to the vehicle and being able to drive off as if nothing ever happened.
:Build essentially a tank out of a hippie van and some duct-tape.
:Hold the whole supply of a well stocked gun shop in a push bike.
:Feel bad for killing a child zombie, but launching a missile at a school with no second thoughts.
:Not being able to hit a zombie brute through a window because they had a backpack on.
:Throw glass shards at a metal turret and causing it to explode.

The curtain, you derp. owo

On the flip side, a survivor can create death mobiles, turrets, etc, but apparently can’t craft a stethoscope.

The duffel bag bug means gallon jugs and funnels without ever leaving the starting shelter.

So we can turn bedsheets into gallon jugs. Ohgodwut.

Yep, curtains into gallon jugs. Luckily, tvm is awesome:

Apparently you could do it with backpacks, too. Get those plastic chunks while they are hot folks, it is just waiting on a push to be fixed.

The curtain, you derp. owo
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Regardless. Last time I Checked there weren’t any curtains with essentially a branch of a tree in them here. I think the Cataclysm survivor is still pretty amazing.

Mostly because we don’t have a generic “wooden dowel” item, so sticks show up in the weirdest of places sometimes.

Able to run with both legs broken.

[size=6pt](Such Determination!)[/size]

Apparently you can instal foot pedals in your car and drive it around like Flinstones.

oh my god i need to try this

Good luck getting very far doing that with anything heavier than a makeshift bicycle though. o3o

Can blast the engine of a car with a shotgun until the engine is nearly destroyed, then repair all the damage with duct tape.

By reading six different training books can become a seasoned practioner of six different melee and martial arts styles in under an hour.

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Copper tube, rubber hose, metal sawing, chunk of steel, hammer, soldering/welding for a stethoscope maybe?