[quote=“Slax, post:33, topic:4701”]Stewie’s Chewy Gooey!
Chewing tobacco with an extra kick of nicotine to keep you going (and feed your addiction) plus a sprinkle of legal THC derivatives… for that happy, brown smile.
(Warning! May cause intense paranoia, hallucinations or tremors.)
Yum yum yum! Really, just make some shit up.
Warning labels welcome.
[size=6pt]And do feel free to add lung cancer, smoker’s cough and other “fun” symptoms for veteran smokers, because why not?![/size][/quote]
Because lung cancer, smoker’s cough and other rare side effects from cigs…doesn’t…effect…everyone?
Hell, I’m a smoker and I don’t have lung cancer, smoker’s cough and my teeth are even nice and well maintained!
But I see where you guys are going with this: next lets add in some “D.A.R.E.” posters and t-shirts along with some nice public service announcements about the dangers of tobacco lol.