Ok…now give them all one of these:
{
"id": "zp_lasercannon",
"type": "GUN",
"symbol": "(",
"color": "magenta",
"name": "Zero-Point Laser_Cannon",
"description": "This device is used for clearing wreckage or enemy fortifications.",
"price": 5000,
"material": "zp_matter",
"ammo_effects": ["MININUKE_MOD", "TRAIL", "SHOT", "EXPLOSIVE_HUGE", "FLARE", "FRAG", "ACIDBOMB", "INCENDIARY"],
"flags": ["NO_AMMO", "NEVER_JAMS" , "NO_UNLOAD"],
"skill": "pistol",
"ammo": "generic_no_ammo",
"weight": 0,
"volume": 12,
"bashing": 0,
"cutting": 0,
"to_hit": 0,
"ranged_damage": 10,
"range": 30,
"dispersion": 4,
"sight_dispersion": 1,
"aim_speed" : 0,
"recoil": 0,
"durability": 10,
"burst": 12,
"clip_size": 1,
"reload": 500,
"valid_mod_locations": [[ "accessories", 2 ],[ "barrel", 1 ],[ "grip", 1 ],[ "mechanism", 4 ],[ "muzzle", 1 ],[ "rail", 1 ],[ "sights", 1 ],[ "stock", 1 ],[ "underbarrel", 1 ]]
}
bwuahaha…I bet they all die from friendly fire. Or self_immolation for that matter. You gotta fire this thing almost out at max range to be clear of the blast…