Omg I’ve already got like six nokias kicking around because of my family. Hell yes, ARMOUR TIME.
I still think Nokia phones with high-bashing rating found in the middle of craters and helicopter crashes is a reasonable compromise. Low to-hit chance so it is intended as a throwing weapon.
[me=The Darkling Wolf]waves[/me]
[me=The Darkling Wolf]waves[/me][/quote]
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
You’ve summoned The Darkling Wolf!
[me=Inquisitor Dust]runs around in circles, screaming like an idiot.[/me]
Also, I learned a new tag. Huh.
I like to imagine that Darkling randomly searched his name in the search bar and found this.
Does the wolf suit still spawn in the game though? I don’t see it anymore.
I always assumed it would make wolves friendly towards you. But I never wore it cuz encumbering.
Didn’t know it was a “sexy” woof suit. lul
That would make an amazing feature.
Wolf 1: "Hey, what’s with that wolf who’s standing on two legs and walking around?"
Wolf 2: "It’s just the new guy. No idea what’s up with him. For some reason he just does that. However, that sub-machine gun he has is really handy for hunting."
Wolf 1: "Huh. Well, at least he’s pulling his weight, unlike those other wolves who also stood on two legs. They just kept breathing a lot and looking at us weirdly."
Wolf 2: “Yeah, I wonder what was up with those guys?”
LOL instantly a highly desirable easter egg.