The notifications even pop up while sleeping, suggesting that you are straight up dreaming about “steel blades and warm dripping blood,” or “So much death around, why not add some more?”
One of the ones I like a bit more is: “You are death, and you are coming for them. Soon.” This stuff is especially amusing when you get the crap beat out of you soon after you think of this.
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I think the lines were intended for a psychopathic badass, but there is more than a bit of hilarity in some edgy kid storming the apocalypse getting whipped like the fool he is.
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