How do YOU “use” vending machines?

Wuzzy · 2014-03-12T15:58:45.000Z

Hey, 0.A comes with those vending machines now. You find them at some gas stations.
So how do YOU “use” them?

I always “use” them my punching them in its big ugly face to break them open. Yay for candy! I have no time and patience for the money stuff, lol.

Did anyone ever buy stuff from a vending machine? Protip: I did not … so far.

John_Candlebury · 2014-03-12T16:00:35.000Z

You need a cash card in your inventory. You then examine the machine and it will prompt you to select what cash card to use. You then buy stuff by selecting it from the menu.

StopSignal · 2014-03-12T16:01:05.000Z

I think you need the money cards?
I don’t know.

Wuzzy · 2014-03-12T18:00:59.000Z

No, no, no. I was not asking about how vending machines work. I know how it works. I was asking on what YOU actually do when you encounter a vending machine in order to open it. Do YOU punch them open just like me, for example? The question was asking about YOUR play style, not a support question.

John_Candlebury · 2014-03-12T18:12:35.000Z

Ahh I buy stuff from them without breaking them open.

Because morals, and law and order.

In the minuscule chance of cata ever becoming multiplier, I wold probably camp with a sniper rifle in a church tower and shoot at everyone who dares to break the law in my village.

LAW and Order must survive, because when those die, civilization dies too, and what are we without civilization?

Mrnocamera · 2014-03-12T18:17:18.000Z

I look at them.

Then I come back with a armored bus and smash them with overkill.

EkarusRyndren · 2014-03-12T18:43:18.000Z

[quote=“John Candlebury, post:5, topic:5394”]Ahh I buy stuff from them without breaking them open.

Because morals, and law and order.

In the minuscule chance of cata ever becoming multiplier, I wold probably camp with a sniper rifle in a church tower and shoot at everyone who dares to break the law in my village.

LAW and Order must survive, because when those die, civilization dies too, and what are we without civilization?[/quote]

You go be the law. I’m gonna go smash vending machines open with my face and horde cash cards.

halberdsturgeon · 2014-03-12T18:51:04.000Z

Depends on whether I have the time/resources to deal with the cops or not.

I like the cash card/vendor implementation though, I could see this system being used for some interesting things.

StarsonLovett · 2014-03-13T14:05:28.000Z

I usually either crash a car into them or smash them with a pipe. which ever I have on hand.

system · 2014-03-13T14:48:48.000Z

I need to start playing Cataclysm and get over my last player death. I had everything and lost it within fifteen turns. [size=2pt]Goddamn C4[/size]

John_Candlebury · 2014-03-13T14:56:56.000Z

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:7, topic:5394”][quote=“John Candlebury, post:5, topic:5394”]Ahh I buy stuff from them without breaking them open.

Because morals, and law and order.

In the minuscule chance of cata ever becoming multiplier, I wold probably camp with a sniper rifle in a church tower and shoot at everyone who dares to break the law in my village.

LAW and Order must survive, because when those die, civilization dies too, and what are we without civilization?[/quote]

You go be the law. I’m gonna go smash vending machines open with my face and horde cash cards.[/quote]

Hmm took me way too long to get the dragon reference.

Be careful when there are bow wielding midgets around. Especially if the seek to recapture their “home”

Chiko · 2014-03-13T14:58:39.000Z

I never thought about breaking them open.

I just get credit cards and… use them.

Ferodaktyl · 2014-03-13T22:46:33.000Z

lol, i never thought of using credit cards on them

HunterAlpha1 · 2014-03-13T23:30:54.000Z

We don’t need any female NPCs in the game, we’ve already got vending machines to waste money on.

halberdsturgeon · 2014-03-13T23:33:50.000Z

Lol bro, too true brolio.

Inadequate · 2014-03-14T02:48:37.000Z

Ha ha ha, it’s funny because it’s sexist.

system · 2014-03-14T03:15:45.000Z

Inadequate:

Ha ha ha, it’s funny because it’s sexist.

Well you understand the basic conventions for shock humor, and or tasteless humor depending on the viewpoint.

halberdsturgeon · 2014-03-14T03:22:14.000Z

I understand an awkwardly interjected joke straight out of the frat boy’s first year handbook, yeah.

system · 2014-03-14T03:26:59.000Z

halberdsturgeon:

I understand an awkwardly interjected joke straight out of the frat boy’s first year handbook, yeah.

YEAH! Highfive! *Raises hand

pulsefrequency · 2014-03-14T05:21:04.000Z

what exactly is powering these vending machines…?
is there some sort of network involved? i need some kind of explanation as to how these are still working
no matter how far fetched