How did you last die?

[quote=“Lord Letto, post:1097, topic:339”]Thanks.
Just had a Encounter with a Northrop Emancipator (Tank Drone) For the first time, Needless to say it didn’t Go too well, I think I should avoid them and turret’s (That killed me one time before when I was following a road) from now on:

Do you think a Ballistic Mask or 2 would have helped? cause there was some nearby with some other Military Clothing and other Military Goodies, My Guess is that it was a Military Checkpoint at one point.[/quote]

Probably not…if you didn’t get hit with a 120mm HEAT shell (The protection against which is several inches of CHOBAM/Depleted Uraniuam armor at oblique angles) then it would have either flamed you or pumped you full of 5.56 rounds.

Side note: Those HEAT shells are bullshit lol…thank god for save backups.

New Personal Best:

[spoiler]Cataclysm - Dark Days Ahead version 0.B memorial file

In memory of: Jeremy Letto
He was a Otaku when the apocalypse began.
He died on Winter of year 1, day 5, at 3:53:06 PM.
He was killed in a road in the wilderness.

Cash on hand: $0

Final HP:
Head: 0/87
Torso: 85/87
L Arm: 51/87
R Arm: 83/87
L Leg: 86/87
R Leg: 87/87

Final Stats:
Str 9 Dex 10 Int 16 Per 14
Base Stats:
Str 9 Dex 9 Int 9 Per 9

Final Messages:
3:52:18 PM The decayed pouncer hits your torso, but your armor protects you.
3:52:18 PM The decayed pouncer hits your eyes, but your armor protects you.
3:52:24 PM The decayed pouncer hits your torso, but your armor protects you.
3:52:24 PM The decayed pouncer hits your left arm.
3:52:30 PM You swing wildly and miss.
3:52:30 PM You block a little of the damage with your right arm!
3:52:30 PM The decayed pouncer hits your right arm, but your armor protects you.
3:52:30 PM The decayed pouncer hits your head, but your armor protects you.
3:52:36 PM The decayed pouncer leaps! x2
3:52:42 PM The decayed pouncer hits your eyes, but your armor protects you.
3:52:48 PM You block a little of the damage with your right leg!
3:52:48 PM The decayed pouncer hits your right leg, but your armor protects you.
3:52:54 PM Your torso encumbrance throws you off-balance.
3:52:54 PM You swing wildly and miss.
3:52:54 PM You block a little of the damage with your right arm!
3:52:54 PM The decayed pouncer hits your right arm, but your armor protects you.
3:52:54 PM The decayed pouncer hits your head, but your armor protects you.
3:53:00 PM The decayed pouncer hits your torso, but your armor protects you.
3:53:06 PM The decayed pouncer hits your left arm, but your armor protects you. x2
3:53:06 PM The decayed pouncer hits your head.

Kills:
C - 1 cougar
d - 1 Z-9
s - 43 giant black widows
w - 1 grim howler
B - 1 zombear
Z - 29 zombies
z - 1 zombie child
Z - 1 crawling zombie
d - 16 zombie dogs
Z - 6 fat zombies
Z - 1 firefighter zombie
M - 1 antlered horror
C - 11 decayed pouncers
Total kills: 113

Skills:
bartering: 0 (0%)
computers: 0 (0%)
construction: 0 (0%)
cooking: 1 (0%)
driving: 1 (0%)
electronics: 0 (69%)
fabrication: 1 (10%)
first aid: 0 (53%)
mechanics: 0 (7%)
speaking: 0 (0%)
survival: 0 (0%)
swimming: 3 (0%)
tailoring: 1 (33%)
trapping: 0 (0%)
archery: 0 (0%)
bashing weapons: 0 (41%)
cutting weapons: 0 (0%)
dodging: 2 (20%)
marksmanship: 3 (39%)
launchers: 0 (0%)
melee: 3 (25%)
piercing weapons: 0 (0%)
throwing: 0 (0%)
unarmed combat: 1 (38%)
handguns: 2 (94%)
rifles: 0 (0%)
shotguns: 0 (0%)
submachine guns: 0 (0%)

Traits:
Fast Learner
Fast Reader
Good Memory
Gourmand
Heavy Sleeper
Hates Vegetables
Near-Sighted
Packmule
Slow Runner
Strong Scent
Truth Teller
Ugly

Ongoing Effects:
High on Meth
Chilly head
Elated
Pain (17) Stimulant

Bionics:
No bionics were installed.
Power: 0/0

Weapon:
z - nail gun

Equipment:
b - torn shorts (fits)
c - pair of socks (fits)
e - torn tank top (fits)
g - ripped messenger bag
l - pair of eyeglasses
m - scratched sheath (fits)
p - sheath (fits)
Q - torn shorts (fits)
) - torn bra (fits)
{ - ripped panties (fits)
- cargo shorts
T - tattered cargo pants (fits)
- tattered tank top
B - torn pouch
- bandana
- bandana
^ - pair of hand wraps (fits)
- pair of socks (fits)
- torn boxer shorts
d - pair of foot rags
- pair of foot rags
q - tool belt (fits)
Y - scratched tool belt (fits)
- leather loincloth (fits)
- leather loincloth (fits)
- pair of bifocal glasses
- shredded camisole
- pair of sunglasses
- hairpin
- ripped pouch
- tattered purse
- cracked gas mask
- scratched pair of fire gauntlets (fits)
- entry suit
- tattered leather belt
- shredded dust mask
h - wrist watch

Inventory:
H - 9mm +P+ (10)
: - bubble wrap
_ - cash card (25)
M - cash card (467)
} - cash card (3380)
= - crack pipe
/ - lighter
i - lighter (2)
t - lighter (8)
@ - lighter (10)
u - matchbook
f - pot

- sewing kit (26)

n - X-Acto knife
k - gallon jug of water (4)
v - plastic bottle of clean water [2] (2)
W - Adderall (10)
C - aspirin (6)
[ - caffeine pill (8)
O - paper wrapper of chewing tobaccos (20)

    • cigarette (39)
      J - cigar (4)
      U - iodine tablet (10)
      V - joint [12]
      ; - low-grade methamphetamine (14)
      A - plastic bottle of saline solution (8)
      Z - plastic bottle of saline solution (10)
      E - vitamin (8)
      . - cannabis (23)
      | - Archery for Kids
      D - car buyer’s guide
      j - Dance Dance Dance!
      y - CQB Monthly
      F - Playboy (4)
      X - US Weekly
    • 101 Crafts for Beginners
      w - Water Survival Training Field Manual
      \ - plastic bag
      R - plastic bottle [2]
      G - small plastic bottle
      I - cigarette butt
      L - cigar butt
      s - copper tubing
      ! - fishing hook
      r - joint roach [3]
      K - joint roach
    • newspaper page
    • pocket watch
    • rolling paper (84)
      " - barley seed (2)
      & - blueberry seed (4)
      ( - sugar beet seed (4)
    • superglue
      a - USB drive with hackPRO [2]
    • paper wrapper [2]
      S - .454 Casull casing (5)
    • shattered .45 casing (1)
      P - .45 casing (137)
    • amplifier circuit [3]
    • battery (500)
      o - copper wire (8)
      ] - leather patch [21]
    • nomex patch [4]
      x - paper (305)
    • plastic chunk [6]
    • rag [13]
      N - scrap metal [2]
    • long string [11]

Lifetime Stats
Distance walked: 6170 squares
Damage taken: 216 damage
Damage healed: 147 damage
Headshots: 4

Game History
| Year 1, Winter 1, 8:00:00 AM | LMOE shelter | Jeremy Letto began their journey into the Cataclysm.
| Year 1, Winter 1, 7:21:42 PM | farm | Threw up.
| Year 1, Winter 1, 9:28:30 PM | farm | Threw up.
| Year 1, Winter 1, 9:52:06 PM | farm | Threw up.
| Year 1, Winter 2, 11:40:24AM | field | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Winter 2, 12:22:54PM | field | Threw up.
| Year 1, Winter 2, 2:26:30 PM | road | Worn cargo pants (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 2, 2:26:48 PM | road | Worn boxer shorts was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 2, 4:48:00 PM | house | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 8:44:00 AM | house | Threw up.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 8:50:36 AM | house | Worn sports jersey was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 9:17:24 AM | basement | Worn camisole was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 9:17:36 AM | basement | Worn skirt was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 9:33:42 AM | basement | Worn sports jersey (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 9:55:06 AM | house | Became addicted to nicotine.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 12:53:36PM | basement | Worn sundress was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 7:14:42 PM | house | Threw up.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 9:12:24 PM | house | Worn light jacket was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 4, 7:48:36 AM | house | Worn boy shorts was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 4, 7:49:42 AM | house | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Winter 4, 8:20:54 AM | house | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 12:30:00AM | field | Worn flame-resistant hood (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 4:06:12 AM | field | Worn rain coat was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 1:23:48 PM | house | Worn rain coat was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 1:28:24 PM | house | Worn utility vest was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 1:39:36 PM | house | Worn turnout coat was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 2:13:18 PM | road | Became addicted to amphetamine.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 3:02:36 PM | road | Worn leather pants was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 3:31:18 PM | road | Worn flame-resistant suit (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 3:40:00 PM | road | Worn leather belt was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 3:53:06 PM | road | Jeremy Letto was killed.
[/spoiler]
Grabbed a Taurus Raging Bull with 10 .454 Casull Rounds and a M1911A1 with 100-150 .45 ACP Rounds, IIRC there was also a M14 and Mosin M44 there but couldn’t get due to volume, went to a nearby Farm and spent the night before following a road that lead me to a residental area of town, spent a few nights there killing zombies and killed some giant black widows that was in the basement of a house that ended up getting burned down either from me lighting a nearby tree on fire to craft some clean water and have some light at night and the fire somehow jumped to the corner of the house or the house was hit by thunder/lightning cause there was a lightning storm? ended up checking some houses out in the area spending a few nights there then I ran out of ammo so I figured I’d try to run all the way back to he shelter to grab the rifles I left there (was no stores in the area, that I uncovered on the map anyway) but there was 2 decayed pouncers (Undead Cougars) that managed to keep up with me, I tried to fight them off melee but I ended up getting taken out after both of them was at moderate damage :frowning:

also, was my first time coming across Weed and Meth, Cigars, Hacks and firefighter zombies to get Nomex Equipment

[quote=“Lord Letto, post:1103, topic:339”]New Personal Best:

[spoiler]Cataclysm - Dark Days Ahead version 0.B memorial file

In memory of: Jeremy Letto
He was a Otaku when the apocalypse began.
He died on Winter of year 1, day 5, at 3:53:06 PM.
He was killed in a road in the wilderness.

Cash on hand: $0

Final HP:
Head: 0/87
Torso: 85/87
L Arm: 51/87
R Arm: 83/87
L Leg: 86/87
R Leg: 87/87

Final Stats:
Str 9 Dex 10 Int 16 Per 14
Base Stats:
Str 9 Dex 9 Int 9 Per 9

Final Messages:
3:52:18 PM The decayed pouncer hits your torso, but your armor protects you.
3:52:18 PM The decayed pouncer hits your eyes, but your armor protects you.
3:52:24 PM The decayed pouncer hits your torso, but your armor protects you.
3:52:24 PM The decayed pouncer hits your left arm.
3:52:30 PM You swing wildly and miss.
3:52:30 PM You block a little of the damage with your right arm!
3:52:30 PM The decayed pouncer hits your right arm, but your armor protects you.
3:52:30 PM The decayed pouncer hits your head, but your armor protects you.
3:52:36 PM The decayed pouncer leaps! x2
3:52:42 PM The decayed pouncer hits your eyes, but your armor protects you.
3:52:48 PM You block a little of the damage with your right leg!
3:52:48 PM The decayed pouncer hits your right leg, but your armor protects you.
3:52:54 PM Your torso encumbrance throws you off-balance.
3:52:54 PM You swing wildly and miss.
3:52:54 PM You block a little of the damage with your right arm!
3:52:54 PM The decayed pouncer hits your right arm, but your armor protects you.
3:52:54 PM The decayed pouncer hits your head, but your armor protects you.
3:53:00 PM The decayed pouncer hits your torso, but your armor protects you.
3:53:06 PM The decayed pouncer hits your left arm, but your armor protects you. x2
3:53:06 PM The decayed pouncer hits your head.

Kills:
C - 1 cougar
d - 1 Z-9
s - 43 giant black widows
w - 1 grim howler
B - 1 zombear
Z - 29 zombies
z - 1 zombie child
Z - 1 crawling zombie
d - 16 zombie dogs
Z - 6 fat zombies
Z - 1 firefighter zombie
M - 1 antlered horror
C - 11 decayed pouncers
Total kills: 113

Skills:
bartering: 0 (0%)
computers: 0 (0%)
construction: 0 (0%)
cooking: 1 (0%)
driving: 1 (0%)
electronics: 0 (69%)
fabrication: 1 (10%)
first aid: 0 (53%)
mechanics: 0 (7%)
speaking: 0 (0%)
survival: 0 (0%)
swimming: 3 (0%)
tailoring: 1 (33%)
trapping: 0 (0%)
archery: 0 (0%)
bashing weapons: 0 (41%)
cutting weapons: 0 (0%)
dodging: 2 (20%)
marksmanship: 3 (39%)
launchers: 0 (0%)
melee: 3 (25%)
piercing weapons: 0 (0%)
throwing: 0 (0%)
unarmed combat: 1 (38%)
handguns: 2 (94%)
rifles: 0 (0%)
shotguns: 0 (0%)
submachine guns: 0 (0%)

Traits:
Fast Learner
Fast Reader
Good Memory
Gourmand
Heavy Sleeper
Hates Vegetables
Near-Sighted
Packmule
Slow Runner
Strong Scent
Truth Teller
Ugly

Ongoing Effects:
High on Meth
Chilly head
Elated
Pain (17) Stimulant

Bionics:
No bionics were installed.
Power: 0/0

Weapon:
z - nail gun

Equipment:
b - torn shorts (fits)
c - pair of socks (fits)
e - torn tank top (fits)
g - ripped messenger bag
l - pair of eyeglasses
m - scratched sheath (fits)
p - sheath (fits)
Q - torn shorts (fits)
) - torn bra (fits)
{ - ripped panties (fits)
- cargo shorts
T - tattered cargo pants (fits)
- tattered tank top
B - torn pouch
- bandana
- bandana
^ - pair of hand wraps (fits)
- pair of socks (fits)
- torn boxer shorts
d - pair of foot rags
- pair of foot rags
q - tool belt (fits)
Y - scratched tool belt (fits)
- leather loincloth (fits)
- leather loincloth (fits)
- pair of bifocal glasses
- shredded camisole
- pair of sunglasses
- hairpin
- ripped pouch
- tattered purse
- cracked gas mask
- scratched pair of fire gauntlets (fits)
- entry suit
- tattered leather belt
- shredded dust mask
h - wrist watch

Inventory:
H - 9mm +P+ (10)
: - bubble wrap
_ - cash card (25)
M - cash card (467)
} - cash card (3380)
= - crack pipe
/ - lighter
i - lighter (2)
t - lighter (8)
@ - lighter (10)
u - matchbook
f - pot

- sewing kit (26)

n - X-Acto knife
k - gallon jug of water (4)
v - plastic bottle of clean water [2] (2)
W - Adderall (10)
C - aspirin (6)
[ - caffeine pill (8)
O - paper wrapper of chewing tobaccos (20)

    • cigarette (39)
      J - cigar (4)
      U - iodine tablet (10)
      V - joint [12]
      ; - low-grade methamphetamine (14)
      A - plastic bottle of saline solution (8)
      Z - plastic bottle of saline solution (10)
      E - vitamin (8)
      . - cannabis (23)
      | - Archery for Kids
      D - car buyer’s guide
      j - Dance Dance Dance!
      y - CQB Monthly
      F - Playboy (4)
      X - US Weekly
    • 101 Crafts for Beginners
      w - Water Survival Training Field Manual
      \ - plastic bag
      R - plastic bottle [2]
      G - small plastic bottle
      I - cigarette butt
      L - cigar butt
      s - copper tubing
      ! - fishing hook
      r - joint roach [3]
      K - joint roach
    • newspaper page
    • pocket watch
    • rolling paper (84)
      " - barley seed (2)
      & - blueberry seed (4)
      ( - sugar beet seed (4)
    • superglue
      a - USB drive with hackPRO [2]
    • paper wrapper [2]
      S - .454 Casull casing (5)
    • shattered .45 casing (1)
      P - .45 casing (137)
    • amplifier circuit [3]
    • battery (500)
      o - copper wire (8)
      ] - leather patch [21]
    • nomex patch [4]
      x - paper (305)
    • plastic chunk [6]
    • rag [13]
      N - scrap metal [2]
    • long string [11]

Lifetime Stats
Distance walked: 6170 squares
Damage taken: 216 damage
Damage healed: 147 damage
Headshots: 4

Game History
| Year 1, Winter 1, 8:00:00 AM | LMOE shelter | Jeremy Letto began their journey into the Cataclysm.
| Year 1, Winter 1, 7:21:42 PM | farm | Threw up.
| Year 1, Winter 1, 9:28:30 PM | farm | Threw up.
| Year 1, Winter 1, 9:52:06 PM | farm | Threw up.
| Year 1, Winter 2, 11:40:24AM | field | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Winter 2, 12:22:54PM | field | Threw up.
| Year 1, Winter 2, 2:26:30 PM | road | Worn cargo pants (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 2, 2:26:48 PM | road | Worn boxer shorts was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 2, 4:48:00 PM | house | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 8:44:00 AM | house | Threw up.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 8:50:36 AM | house | Worn sports jersey was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 9:17:24 AM | basement | Worn camisole was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 9:17:36 AM | basement | Worn skirt was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 9:33:42 AM | basement | Worn sports jersey (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 9:55:06 AM | house | Became addicted to nicotine.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 12:53:36PM | basement | Worn sundress was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 7:14:42 PM | house | Threw up.
| Year 1, Winter 3, 9:12:24 PM | house | Worn light jacket was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 4, 7:48:36 AM | house | Worn boy shorts was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 4, 7:49:42 AM | house | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Winter 4, 8:20:54 AM | house | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 12:30:00AM | field | Worn flame-resistant hood (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 4:06:12 AM | field | Worn rain coat was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 1:23:48 PM | house | Worn rain coat was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 1:28:24 PM | house | Worn utility vest was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 1:39:36 PM | house | Worn turnout coat was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 2:13:18 PM | road | Became addicted to amphetamine.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 3:02:36 PM | road | Worn leather pants was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 3:31:18 PM | road | Worn flame-resistant suit (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 3:40:00 PM | road | Worn leather belt was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Winter 5, 3:53:06 PM | road | Jeremy Letto was killed.
[/spoiler]
Grabbed a Taurus Raging Bull with 10 .454 Casull Rounds and a M1911A1 with 100-150 .45 ACP Rounds, IIRC there was also a M14 and Mosin M44 there but couldn’t get due to volume, went to a nearby Farm and spent the night before following a road that lead me to a residental area of town, spent a few nights there killing zombies and killed some giant black widows that was in the basement of a house that ended up getting burned down either from me lighting a nearby tree on fire to craft some clean water and have some light at night and the fire somehow jumped to the corner of the house or the house was hit by thunder/lightning cause there was a lightning storm? ended up checking some houses out in the area spending a few nights there then I ran out of ammo so I figured I’d try to run all the way back to he shelter to grab the rifles I left there (was no stores in the area, that I uncovered on the map anyway) but there was 2 decayed pouncers (Undead Cougars) that managed to keep up with me, I tried to fight them off melee but I ended up getting taken out after both of them was at moderate damage :frowning:

also, was my first time coming across Weed and Meth, Cigars, Hacks and firefighter zombies to get Nomex Equipment[/quote]

Looks like your ecumbrance might have gotten you killed.

Suiciding when I meant to save after reminding myself about how I level construction so I could post a reply on these forums.

GRRRRRRR

[quote=“mdtexeira, post:1105, topic:339”]Suiciding when I meant to save after reminding myself about how I level construction so I could post a reply on these forums.

GRRRRRRR[/quote]

:frowning:

I got so tired of that kind of mistake I unbound the suicide key.

Probably worth doing…after all, I can always enable it for when I get hopeless starts, like a Sheltered scenario with no food or containers in the shelter, and neither roads nor dwellings on the map…and of course, no guns.

My more recent death was basically this, but where I picked a direction and just went for it until getting torn apart by zombified wildlife. FUN!!

I find once you commit to dying by walking in a random direction and to hell with it, you actually wind up learning a lot before finally dying.

“Well fuck it, let’s just blow up the lab and die already.”

But then I blew up the turrets while nearly dead and bleeding, and wound up with lab loot worth feeling slightly invested in.

reckless adventure go!

would you like a movie where the hero is always perfectly prepared?

[quote=“Valpo, post:1109, topic:339”]reckless adventure go!

would you like a movie where the hero is always perfectly prepared?[/quote]

you mean how an actual batman movie should be? :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote=“Sunflash, post:1110, topic:339”][quote=“Valpo, post:1109, topic:339”]reckless adventure go!

would you like a movie where the hero is always perfectly prepared?[/quote]

you mean how an actual batman movie should be? :P[/quote]

hush batmen is batmen xD

Only one difference is batman doesn’t die… most of the time, but even when he does he comes back

Punching that securobot in the labfinal while I still had my fursleepingbag on wasn´t the best idea i´ve ever had.

MAN, I had almost everything, a forge prepared, a electric scooter with solar panel, great enhanced shelter by a river, lots of food and character with a lot of skills. And then instead of lighting a lighter I mistype and… pull a pin on a fricking incendiary grenade. I guess the saying “Be avare of what you wish for, you might actually get it.” strikes again. The chipmunk watching me from the forest gotta be thinking, what unusual way to start fires.

The moral of a story: Do not carry grenades with you all the time.

I hope the next guy can scavenge most of the stuff.

[quote=“Escaron, post:1114, topic:339”]MAN, I had almost everything, a forge prepared, a electric scooter with solar panel, great enhanced shelter by a river, lots of food and character with a lot of skills. And then instead of lighting a lighter I mistype and… pull a pin on a fricking incendiary grenade. I guess the saying “Be avare of what you wish for, you might actually get it.” strikes again. The chipmunk watching me from the forest gotta be thinking, what unusual way to start fires.

The moral of a story: Do not carry grenades with you all the time.

I hope the next guy can scavenge most of the stuff.[/quote]

Can you assign ( = ) hotkeys to numbers 1,2,3 ect? That would be easy to remember.

[quote=“Escaron, post:1114, topic:339”]MAN, I had almost everything, a forge prepared, a electric scooter with solar panel, great enhanced shelter by a river, lots of food and character with a lot of skills. And then instead of lighting a lighter I mistype and… pull a pin on a fricking incendiary grenade. I guess the saying “Be avare of what you wish for, you might actually get it.” strikes again. The chipmunk watching me from the forest gotta be thinking, what unusual way to start fires.

The moral of a story: Do not carry grenades with you all the time.

I hope the next guy can scavenge most of the stuff.[/quote]

Holy shit, I feel so sorry, but I laughed so fucking hard at this

Almost killed a hulk

#damn the person that made them throw you every hit

I tried to hack a lab computer on a sliver of health.
Guess.

I tried to smack a fucking gas pump out of the way for my ambulance to get out
needless to say, shit happened.

Was driving down a long and lonely road when I suddenly saw a fellow survivor up ahead - just standing there; with an evil grin I made the decision to just put my foot down and splatter him… In between smacking the grill and getting pulled under the car he shot me twice in the chest killing me instantly…

Karma’s a bitch…