I was walking along the road with my jerrycan of gasoline when I spotted a car, swiftly checking it I discovered it was a sports car in good shape, but out of gasoline.
A few minutes later I’m driving down the road at 700MPH drinking vodka, when I lose control of the vehicle and go through the windshield, I forgot to check to see if the seatbelt still worked…
At any rate, I didn’t survive the landing.