[quote=“wonderwhale, post:564, topic:339”]I decided to do something really smart because I was bored. I made a hobo who had 4 in everything but strength and dexterity. Strength was 10 and dexterity was 6. I had High Adrenaline, Addictive Personality, Forgetful, Poor Hearing, Heavy Sleeper, Trigger Happy, and Ugly. I then proceeded to stack everything on melee. His name was random, and I never took the time to look at it, but fortunately I found him in the memorial files. His name was Logan Peterson.
So Peterson fought some zombies, but he wasn’t really as good as I hoped so I looked for a getaway. I found an electric car. I wanted to see if he could drive said car. Peterson did many U turns, smashing zombies. He was going at speeds of 500 KPH, poor old Peterson didn’t even remember his seat belt, let alone notice the forest directly ahead, and skidded towards it at speeds too large to be counted on his hands! He was flung from the seat, slamming into the door on his way out and right into a tree. Peterson was barely alive and it looked as if he was going to make it, but unfortunately for him, [glow=red,2,300][size=12pt]gravity.[/size][/glow]
He landed right on his chest, breaking his already broken heart.
His last thoughts were “I could use a drink”.[/quote]
Awesome write up.
Note to self Don’t drive too fast.
