Start a custom character.
Give yourself minimum stats, no positive traits. Take Hardcore, Glass Jaw and Meat Intolerant.
Spend all the remaining points on Driving and Swimming. If you somehow find a car, you’ll be a hell of a driver.
Post your best time (and day number if you live that long). I recommend running from EVERYTHING.
Attached is my first attempt- I was running down a hallway with a smoker at my back only to see the door smash open and reveal… yeah.