Epitaph to an NPC

[CK_Kirbi]

Here lies Alphai the Blade Bitch. She jumped out of a moving car to attack a tough zombie the driver failed to kill by ramming it. Long may her smeared corpse rot upon the snow covered asphalt.

[Nymall]

Here lies Flamethrower McSplodey.

I know you wanted to talk, and it’s unfortunate that you found that horde so much more interesting than our potential conversation. It’s also a shame that those Shocker Brutes happened upon your little exploderfest. I like to think you wanted to talk and trade, but more likely you just wanted to subject me to that fire.

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On that note, i guess you will not be missed/