Insert cash card, get your fix. Seems to belong in a world like this. So, let’s make up some brands and types.
Lancino’s - Menthol, regulars, long and lights. For the light smoker who enjoys the taste more than the “buzz”. Packs come with nice anecdotes and decorative colors.
Marley’s - Once upon a time these folks strived to legalize and sell cannabis/tobacco blends. The cannabis never made it in so they decided to stick with quality tobacco. Very tasty, unfiltered brand with pure hemp papers. Unhealthy.
ProPuff Amalgamated - For the dedicated smoker. Regular, Whites and Blues. Whites are finely ground, tightly packed and very powerful. Blues last a long time, come with fancy filters and are said to ease tension… as long as you keep smoking them. Strong.
Stuff like that.