I had a little happy moment and I want to share it with you.
While I was reading about the newest Speznaz tricks, my compagnon Alphai started to loot the hell out of our shared bunker. After he eats a kindergarden load of cookies and chips he wants to reenact the fantastic role of Mr. Creosote in ‘The meaning of life’ by Monty Python - seriously, you really coded that?
He wasn’t the best buddy, so I did what every psychopatic cannibal would to -> butcher time!
I was in such a thrill of anticipation to make one of the finest meals from Alphai.
Then I noticed the recipe “Mannwurst”… but why?
I am shure it is a reference to the german krauts - with good reasons. It is funny.
As I am a kraut, I suggest: Call it “Hanswurst”
Hanswurst means some kind of a buffon or pentaloon. And the word is an example for the german composition of main words namly ‘Wurst’ from sausage and ‘Hans’ which is a common first name.
By the way, since there’s a means now to can meat to preserve it, then it would be nice if human flesh could have the same treatment so there won’t be a rush to turn them into jerky or smoke them.