Challenge Me [First Challenge over impaled by a Moose]

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-03-12T02:23:23.000Z

OORRRREEE play random.

pulsefrequency · 2014-03-12T02:45:41.000Z

i usually just Play Now and periodically delete worlds, i have the most fun that way… shity chars i have learned to have fun demonizing and trying to live longer just to torture them more

am i hitler?

try to play Amish, or even better, Nomad.

you really can only challenge yourself.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-03-12T02:46:26.000Z

A wee bit.

halberdsturgeon · 2014-03-12T02:50:11.000Z

The most fun way to play is addled with some kind of drug. Start as a hobo, crackhead or whatever and never go cold turkey. Embrace your addiction.

I like to play a hobo with highish strength and Drunken Master. My last hobo had a strict hobo conduct - he would rely mostly on melee and be rubbish with a gun if he tried to use one, use only hobo-appropriate clothes and weapons, etc. No tacticool stuff, no bionics. Nail board, pipe, chunk of rebar or something similarly makeshift for a weapon. Hobo drunken masters are surprisingly strong, but taking enough drugs to offset the massive accumulation of depressant penalty from the hooch is difficult.

Edit: you’ll want addictive personality, as well.

pulsefrequency · 2014-03-12T02:53:07.000Z

ha yea embrace your addictions, half the fun is roleplaying and emergent storytelling

system · 2014-03-12T03:28:40.000Z

Okay will be streaming the challenge over at Twitch. So come and hear my [size=4pt]not so[/size]sexy voice

system · 2014-03-12T03:34:17.000Z

ajwilli1:

Okay will be streaming the challenge over at Twitch. So come and hear my [size=4pt]not so[/size]sexy voice

Just kidding I hate twitch.

Lorknis · 2014-03-12T03:35:47.000Z

One of these days I’ll hear that voice AJ. If it makes you feel any better, I dislike twitch as well.

system · 2014-03-12T03:44:42.000Z

Well I am going to be a karate chopping, vegetable hating, glass cannon, drug addict, who was naked in the shower at the time of the cataclysm.

system · 2014-03-12T03:55:10.000Z

Holy crap they added a lot.

vulpes133 · 2014-03-12T06:34:43.000Z

If not Twitch than why not youtube? I would enjoy seeing someone playing a challenge character and see what they do differently than me.

system · 2014-03-12T14:38:46.000Z

vulpes133:

If not Twitch than why not youtube? I would enjoy seeing someone playing a challenge character and see what they do differently than me.

Bah, alright I shall download Fraps [free there will be a watermark] and slap an episode together tonight.

pulsefrequency · 2014-03-14T06:30:56.000Z

heres a challenge, Play Now, with 0 starting points
i tried that a couple times but… no

MassiveEffectz · 2014-03-14T12:46:43.000Z

You should use non common armor. Like the book armor and wooden clogs

CritMedic · 2014-03-14T23:22:52.000Z

You should only be able to eat paper ( Has 1 nutrition so it is possible)

EditorRUS · 2014-03-14T23:41:37.000Z

Super-hardcore challenge.

Just don’t attack any. You can use crowbars to open doors and windows, you must disassemble furniture only through *, and, of course, you MUST NOT damage foes directly. Only traps and, i assume, fire, teleport. And NOTHING ELSE. No firearms, no melee, no explosives.

In order to make it even harder - make your character frail and having 4 str.

system · 2014-03-16T06:20:00.000Z

Hey finally got some time and will be updating this with pics tonight after some progress

system · 2014-03-16T06:30:14.000Z

So I started in an evac shelter.

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With nothing but a book on how to serve man, there was nothing in the basement. So I decided to head for town, there was to many child zombies and all I had was a rock. So I left and went into the wilderness again throwing rocks at small animals. Then suddenly a moose comes right the fuck out of nowhere and impales me, I died. That challenge was very short.

In memory of: Bordon Fleeman
“Fuck Mooses”

He was a male Shower Victim when the apocalypse began.
He died on Spring of year 1, day 1, at 9:58 AM.
He was killed in a field in Amity.

Cash on hand: $0

Final HP:
Head: 22/22
Torso: 0/22
L Arm: 22/22
R Arm: 22/22
L Leg: 22/22
R Leg: 22/22

Final Stats:
Str 10 Dex 9 Int 9 Per 8
Base Stats:
Str 10 Dex 9 Int 10 Per 9

Final Messages:
9:58 AM The moose hits your torso. x4
9:58 AM Safe mode OFF! (Auto safe mode still enabled!)
9:58 AM Monster spotted–safe mode is on! (Press ‘!’ to turn it off or press ’ to ignore monster.) x9
9:50 AM The sunlight’s glare makes it hard to see.
9:46 AM You see here a rock.
9:43 AM You see here a rock.
9:38 AM That is a dirt.
9:38 AM Critical! You hit the weasel for 6 damage.
9:36 AM Wielding b - rock
9:36 AM That is a grass.
9:36 AM You see here a rock.
9:36 AM Grazing hit. You hit the weasel for 2 damage.
9:35 AM That is a grass.
9:35 AM You hit the weasel for 4 damage.
9:34 AM The sunlight’s glare makes it hard to see.
9:34 AM You miss.
9:32 AM That is a dirt.
9:32 AM From the north you hear thud.
9:32 AM You barely miss!
9:32 AM That is a dirt.

Kills:
No monsters were killed.

Skills:
bartering: 0 (0%)
computers: 2 (0%)
construction: 0 (0%)
cooking: 3 (0%)
driving: 0 (0%)
electronics: 0 (0%)
fabrication: 3 (0%)
first aid: 0 (0%)
mechanics: 0 (0%)
speaking: 3 (0%)
survival: 0 (0%)
swimming: 0 (0%)
tailoring: 0 (0%)
trapping: 0 (0%)
archery: 0 (0%)
bashing weapons: 0 (0%)
cutting weapons: 0 (0%)
dodging: 0 (0%)
marksmanship: 0 (0%)
launchers: 0 (0%)
melee: 0 (3%)
piercing weapons: 0 (0%)
throwing: 0 (51%)
unarmed combat: 0 (0%)
handguns: 0 (0%)
rifles: 0 (0%)
shotguns: 0 (0%)
submachine guns: 0 (0%)

Traits:
Addictive Personality
Cannibal
Fragile
Lightweight
Venom Mob Protege
Masochist
Optimist
Parkour Expert
Robust Genetics
Thin-Skinned

Ongoing Effects:
Pain (6)
Bionics:
No bionics were installed.
Power: 0/0

Weapon:
b - rock

Equipment:

Inventory:
a - To Serve Man

Lifetime Stats
Distance Walked: 758 Squares
Damage Taken: 22 Damage
Damage Healed: 0 Damage
Headshots: 0

StopSignal · 2014-03-17T00:51:49.000Z

That was fast, only 2 hours.

system · 2014-03-17T01:14:16.000Z

StopSignal:

That was fast, only 2 hours.

I know