[quote=“Nappist, post:11, topic:6223”]Trap shocker zombie in a cage connected to a battery. Free power forever and a nifty bugzapper + nightlight!
Gym consisting of LIVE ZOMBIES-for training! You’ve stuck them on spikes at even intervals so they can’t get away or get lost somewhere. Don’t want those dummies going anywhere!
Attach a zombie to a cart! Now attach more zombies! Now put a baby dangling in front of the zombies! Congratulations, you now have an environmental friendly hearse!
“Spitter zombies are so annoying!” Not so, my friend! Lure them into a glass cage with a funnel; instant acid, useful for so many mechanical skills in this post-apocalyptic world!
Fence in your zombie children and dogs! Make sure to reinforce the fences with steel plating! Now you too can have an absurd defense system that scares off the casual looter.[/quote]
“You’re new to the gang? We have a couple of spitter zombies so we can make acid bombs onto our right, we have a couple dozen of zombies stuck on spikes for training on our left, and we have some child zombies and dogs outside to scare off the occasional looter. Oh, and you are free to use one of the zombie hulks to pull your vehicle and shopping carts.”